This over-40 film actor likes models.
He’ll see one in a magazine or a catalog and arrange for an introduction.
Often one will become his girlfriend, and he’ll spend time with them doing activities that show the girl wearing as little clothing as possible (e.g. sunbathing on a boat or swimming at the beach).
When the first preview photos of this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue came out, he immediately wanted to check out the new crop.
Instead of models, they have these two Olympic gymnasts [Simone Biles and Aly Raisman].
He took one look and went, “What the f*ck is this?
They look like men! That is definitely not sexy.”
Then he shuddered like he was totally repulsed and walked away.
Maybe he’s just jealous that they have more muscle tone than he does?