They are mopping up this mess… and making contingency plans for the next event

You’re probably wondering how much of the story this TV guy is telling is true.

Some of it is.

There were a few curiously fake details, though.

He wants you to believe that he went to a restaurant, was nice to a few people, and then went home.

He wants you to believe that he got home at a reasonable hour on a work night, and then hurt himself the following morning.

No. He went out drinking for several hours after the restaurant. And he didn’t just get drunk.

He got falling-down drunk.

In fact, he was out partying until approximately 3:00 am.

He hurt himself as soon as he got home.

And he didn’t trip over any object except his own two drunken feet.

Nice of him to throw a little shade at his wife’s choices, though.

He went to the hospital as soon as it happened. Just after 3:00 am.

Why the lies?

Because the network really, really wants you to think he is a nice, likeable, responsible guy who just had an unlucky accident at a reasonable hour.

They don’t want you to know that he is actually a falling-down-drunk-at-3:00-am-on-a-work-night, tripping-over-his-own-feet, alcoholic, fucked-up mess.

So they are mopping up this mess… and making contingency plans for the next event.

Jimmy Fallon

Source: http://blindgossip.com