The other night he called his ex who has a name that sounds like a singer.

This foreign born mostly movie actor used to be A+ list.

Now that he has kids with different mothers and late nights at universities to try and find someone who will have sex with him, he has slipped to A- list.

The other night he called his ex who has a name that sounds like a singer.

Anyway, he called her after not speaking to her for almost a year and wanted her to come over and have a threesome with some college woman.

Hugh Grant
Jemima Khan (sounds like Chaka Khan)

Source: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net