This actor is ready to pull out all the stops in his quest for an Oscar win!
“He was like, “What do I need to do to win?
Do we need to make posters like in grade school?
Do I need to give blow jobs to every member of the Academy?
Have my Mom bake cookies?
Take up tap dancing? Just tell me and we’ll get it done, damn it!”
Then he pounded the table. It was funny.”
Winning the Oscar does require campaigning, and it sounds like our actor is ready to work for every vote!