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March 17, 2019

2 blinds in a row

Well, if this A+/A list mostly movie actor is really dating that foreign born alliterate singer, she might want to know he tried to get a flight attendant to hook up with him in a restroom on the plane in which he was riding. / This former A- list mostly television actor from back in the day that all of you know, is going to four or five red carpets a night. Not for publicity but to try and find women he hasn't hit on.
March 10, 2019

I’m shocked that with as many people as each has been with that this was the first time they had hooked up.

Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress hooked up with this former A- list mostly television actor who really does not do as much on camera stuff together. I'm shocked that with as many people as each has been with that this was the first time they had hooked up. I do know that his singing ex is not the biggest fan of the foreign born singer/actress.
December 31, 2018

Not the first time.

This alliterate A- list mostly television actress who most of you know from something else is on a hit network show and is cheating on her significant other. If he finds out, they will split. Not the first time.
September 27, 2018

The only thing he cares about is making sure he gets his daily quota of groupie lovin’ and won’t ever stop.

This former A- list mostly television actor from a now defunct hit show who does kiddie things now loves to say one thing and has been quoted on the record making it seem like he cares about some recent events. The only thing he cares about is making sure he gets his daily quota of groupie lovin' and won't ever stop. He sure has heck never stopped when he was with the person he was lamenting about.
September 2, 2018

His goal in life is to break the record of Wilt Chamberlain which would be tough if he was married.

This former A- list actor/Lothario who is working his way through a second generation of 18 and 19 year old women who were barely alive when he made his first run through the gene pool is being suggested as wanting to settle down with the rehabbing singer.
June 19, 2018

He is extremely tacky and extremely rude

He is extremely tacky and extremely rude and at one point in his life only dated actresses who were virgins so he could have sex with them and dump them to go find the next one. That story he told about the alliterate actress is true in his mind, but our actress knew the guy's reputation so lied and told him she was a virgin so he would date her.
April 5, 2018

These are the same fans she claims to love and wants to purchase her music.

Continuing her long standing tradition of being rude to fans, this former tweener turned A- list singer not named Selena (who isn't all that great to her fans either) was at an event this week and refused to take photos with any fan who asked. / Apparently this A- list singer who used to be a tweener singer/actress can't stand to be around a certain figure in her life because of what her boyfriend made him do with the figure sexually. / At the same event last night mentioned in #3, this married former A++ list athlete was collecting phone numbers of women. Seems as if he hasn't really changed.
January 31, 2018

Counting Down To 27

If you can actually sit down and talk to this former tweener turned adult actress/singer she will come straight out and tell you that she is counting down the days until she is 27. She will tell you that she thinks she will be a member of the 27 club.