May 18, 2019

He takes a new potential girlfriend shopping but actually only buys one thing.

This one named always broke rapper played his favorite game. He takes a new potential girlfriend shopping but actually only buys one thing. He has stores set aside numerous things to pick up the next day. He then hooks up with the woman and sometimes sees her again, but those items will never be picked up. At this point, stores just say they will set it aside but never do.
May 5, 2019

She landed multiple modeling jobs she wasn’t even up for

The lookalike ex of this always broke one named rapper has caught the eye of Janet Jackson's ex. Apparently caught it to the point where she landed multiple modeling jobs she wasn't even up for and thousands of dollars in gifts every day.
May 4, 2019

That CPA does whatever they are told for the money, party invites and women provided in return.

The always financially challenged B list rapper and attorney just assumed because the financials they were being shown by a record label were certified by a CPA, they were legit, so they walked away. That CPA does whatever they are told for the money, party invites and women provided in return.
April 14, 2019

4 blinds in a row

There is a new book being written about the deceased permanent A+ list singer/actress/reality star. / This closeted former A list boy bander got secretly married to a man. / Apparently the donations have dried up and the former A list teen mostly movie actor is actually going to have to hit the convention circuit to make some money and find some new donations. / That A- list reality star with the lucrative side gig still helps out her ex with money almost every month.
March 6, 2019

3 blinds in a row

This former A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee but has trouble getting any kind of work now is back on drugs again and really needs rehab. Oh, and to stop harassing women / The girlfriend of this A- list mostly movie actress who is headed to B+ list soon as far as acting goes, is telling everyone they are getting married. News to the actress. / This former model/stripper/reality star turned frequent yachter is looking for a huge increase in child support for a child she barely sees.
September 17, 2018

He had better luck with this crazy named A- list singer

That coke loving rapper who treated his last girlfriend like crap swung and missed when he tried to hit on this barely legal geographical adult beverage. He had better luck with this crazy named A- list singer who thought his coke offering was the perfect pick up line.
April 22, 2018

He can’t afford her prices.

Don't believe the hype. There is no way that the foreign born still one hit wonder would ever go out with the always broke A- list rapper more than one time. He can't afford her prices. Plus, he is hooking up with his ex just to get a little cash infusion of his own.
April 13, 2018

Most if not all the models posing in these water company ads are available for a price.

This celebrity offspring model-actress-whatever of two stars is in bad shape. Like dangerous, trainwreck type of bad shape. After being asked to take a break from college, by the college, due to her partying/drugs/sex, she needs lots of help, prayers, and rehab. Last year she was affiliated with a high-price escort service run by a sleazy paparazzi agent (who uses bottled water ads as a catalog of available girls).