May 2, 2019

You shouldn’t let him do that to you.

Dear A- list reality star with a lucrative side gig, I have told you in detail about how your rapper boyfriend cheats on you and how he does it. A new low though might be when he invited one of those women to the party you threw for him. You shouldn't let him do that to you.
April 28, 2019

Apparently the announcement was just for show because it has been crickets since.

After much fanfare last year, we learned that this A list rapper with the reality star girlfriend was applying to an Ivy League school. Apparently the announcement was just for show because it has been crickets since.
March 22, 2019

It would be really awkward if…

It would be really awkward if this A- list reality star discovered one of the people her serial cheating rapper boyfriend has hooked up with.
February 21, 2019

He has some partying to make up for

After being forced to be good by a huge organization and the multiple 24/7 personnel hired to make sure he stayed sober for a week, you know things are going to be rough out on the road for audiences for awhile. He has some partying to make up for and I would expect lot of "postponements," which will later turn to cancellations.
January 7, 2019

He cares about not ticking off his possible future mother-in-law.

This A- list rapper doesn't care about politics. He cares about not ticking off his possible future mother-in-law. The thing is though, it is 50/50 whether he will be able to perform anyway because of his habit to get wasted prior to a show.
January 1, 2019

It is a mess.

The reason for production delays on the tour of this A- list rapper with the reality star girlfriend is he parties way too hard and is never sober enough to go on stage on time. His crew does the same thing. It is a mess.
December 27, 2018

Eventually one of the handful of women he sleeps with each week will break an NDA or get pregnant.

I know they want some ratings but what is the point of having a televised wedding between this A list reality star with a lucrative side gig and her never ending cheating boyfriend. It will end in divorce. Eventually one of the handful of women he sleeps with each week will break an NDA or get pregnant. The whole thing will come down like a house of cards which of course would make yet another season of the show.
December 25, 2018

The momager called in every favor to every tabloid on and offline

I will say one thing. This A/A- list rapper who is a serial cheater despite what he might say when the person holding the puppet strings tells him what to say is not usually dumb enough to do something on a balcony. The momager called in every favor to every tabloid on and offline and what she should do is find a guy who won't cheat.