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March 13, 2018

She needs help but everyone just seems obsessed with getting her a new reality show.

The world's worst ever television actress but not movies, because first of all no one sane would ever hire her for a movie, and second, we have to reserve that movie spot for Cara Delevingne was popping pills from a prescription bottle while also swigging wine. Does not sound like a good combination. She needs help but everyone just seems obsessed with getting her a new reality show.
March 7, 2018

She said she was sober but apparently was lying.

This washed up has been who was an awful actor to begin with married someone of his caliber acting wise. He has been cheating with multiple women while his wife has been popping pills supplied by a fading to B-/C+ list celebrity who said she was sober but apparently was lying.
January 27, 2018

She has been gobbling down amphetamine pills to make her lose weight.

This former A-/B+ list mostly television actress who is a horrible actress turned reality star has been gobbling down amphetamine pills to make her lose weight. She thinks there is money to be made from companies if she says she lost weight because of the products of a weight loss company.
November 13, 2017

He likes to pretend he is some kind of big shot because he hangs out with some of the dealers.

Whatever money this foreign born former D list actor in talent and list wise turned reality star/host makes he blows on drugs. Meth is his drug of choice. He likes to pretend he is some kind of big shot because he hangs out with some of the dealers. He is a tool and always will be a tool. Apparently his wife is not innocent in all of this and also smokes from time to time.
July 8, 2017

Yeah, she doesn’t have lyme disease, but is desperate for ideas.

This former really bad B+ list actress/celebrity offspring turned reality star who is still terrible at acting has decided she is going to have lyme disease and try and get a reality show about it. Yeah, she doesn’t have it, but is desperate for ideas.
May 16, 2017

She hooked up with this foreign born married actor

It wasn’t that long ago that this tattooed reality star who has a pretty lucrative side gig other than her main tattoo job hooked up with this foreign born married actor who sucked at acting and sucked at reality but keeps getting shows with his equally awful at acting actress wife.
November 29, 2016

This former awful actress turned reality star is going to keep having babies

This former awful actress turned reality star is going to keep having babies like a Duggar since there is a $1M incentive for each child from her wealthy family.
November 10, 2016

She is not on drugs this pregnancy, so everything should be good

This former network actress/reality star is not on drugs this pregnancy, so everything should be good.