Apparently back in the day, this permanent A list mostly movie actor all of you know made his actress wife all of you know have her tubes tied so she could never have any other children. It was supposed to give a special aura to the child they had together.
The B list actress who really doesn't work but that every single one of you know because of that ill fated marriage was wine buzzed over the weekend which, as I have said before is the best time you can ever run into her. She lets go of that wall she has to always have up and is the best. The happiest drinker you will meet.
Sounds like an interesting concept for a religion. This C list celebrity of a permanent A lister can trade in for a new girlfriend whenever he wants courtesy of the religion. Anything to keep the permanent A lister happy.
This celebrity offspring pretty much all of you know of a permanent A+ lister or two has been hooked on drugs for awhile and also got three different women pregnant. One of those A+ listers put their foot down and cut the offspring off unless he does exactly what the A+ lister says. So, the offspring is complying.
How do you make the rest of the cast look the same height as this vertically challenged permanent A list mostly movie actor? Put them on a platform so people have to look up to see them all. Nice idea. Throw those platform supports in the shoes and it works pretty well.
This B+ list actress really deserves to be about a C lister at this point. I mean, she really does absolutely nothing. At this point she is surviving on that massive divorce settlement. She does have A+ list name recognition. Apparently as part of that settlement she is not allowed to talk about her ex or anything tangentially related to him. That would make for a boring interview.
Proving once again that access trumps actual reporting or asking a question of an actor that would require some discomfort from the actor, this kneepadding tabloid lived up to their nickname in their recent profile of this A+ list mostly movie actor.