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July 9, 2020

The military has been called in and is prepared to disperse protesters

The military has been called in and is prepared to disperse protesters, violently if need be, to make sure the next installment of this movie franchise can blow up a real bridge. People are blocking the bridge and will not leave. It is all because the leader of the country likes that the A+ list mostly movie actor calls them friends.
May 8, 2020

You have to squint to realize it is him.

Apparently this permanent A list mostly movie actor said something to his publicity team because they reached out to everyone who wrote about the actor's new movie concept.
April 19, 2020

That gave her two weeks to plan her escape, and she did, with their child.

Apparently this actress all of you know overheard (because her husband never put anything in writing) her husband discussing the removal of the couple's child while the actress would be out of town shooting on a job that had been arranged by the husband.
March 15, 2020

I see infomercials in her future.

This B/B- list actress all of you know with A+ list name recognition because of she married, is spending five figures over the next two months on PR to land an acting gig or host. I see infomercials in her future.
March 14, 2020

The actress would definitely have said something about her best friend, which would have been brilliant.

At a different early Oscar event, handlers and organizers were under strict instructions to make sure the A list everything in her mind didn't come near the permanent A list mostly movie actor. The actress would definitely have said something about her best friend, which would have been brilliant.
March 11, 2020

The publicity isn’t needed.

The permanent A list mostly movie actor already sent one cease and desist to the foreign born former A+ list tweener about claims made. I'm not sure why the singer insists on reviving the claims. The publicity isn't needed. Nothing is going to help the crapitude of the album, sell.
February 8, 2020

Some things were said about the cult, and this has caused friction.

There are going to be some issues in promoting the huge sequel to the hit movie from decades ago. Apparently the star of the first one who is a permanent A list mostly movie actor does not get along at all with his A- list actor co-star. Some things were said about the cult, and this has caused friction.
December 16, 2019

You get used to one thing and then he disappears for a month donating his DNA for cloning and

It is always startling when this permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Oscar winner/nominee gets new work done to his face. You get used to one thing and then he disappears for a month donating his DNA for cloning and then gets some work done to his face and he never even looks close to the previous version of himself.
October 7, 2019

Don’t believe the hype.

Don't believe the hype. This offspring of a permanent A lister wouldn't do anything to cross his parental unit because then the offspring would be cut off and have no way to make any kind of living.
September 26, 2019

She left out the part where she took a whole lot of money to not fight with her ex about anything

This dual threat A list actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee and an Emmy winner/nominee left out the part where she took a whole lot of money to not fight with her ex about anything and to just walk away. She makes it seem as if it were something other than that.
September 22, 2019

He has a staff of 20 and doesn’t even have to pay their salaries

Apparently this permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Oscar nominee/winner has a staff of 20 and doesn't even have to pay their salaries.
August 7, 2019

Is this a recent revelation?

Yo. Weekly tabloid that begins with an U. It is not an "Exclusive" to tell us the permanent A list actor from a massive franchise is not allowed to see his daughter. Myself and others have been saying that for nearly a decade. Is this a recent revelation?