November 15, 2018

Anything to keep the permanent A lister happy.

Sounds like an interesting concept for a religion. This C list celebrity of a permanent A lister can trade in for a new girlfriend whenever he wants courtesy of the religion. Anything to keep the permanent A lister happy.
October 15, 2018

The offspring is complying.

This celebrity offspring pretty much all of you know of a permanent A+ lister or two has been hooked on drugs for awhile and also got three different women pregnant. One of those A+ listers put their foot down and cut the offspring off unless he does exactly what the A+ lister says. So, the offspring is complying.
October 11, 2018

How do you make the rest of the cast look the same height as this vertically challenged permanent A list mostly movie actor?

How do you make the rest of the cast look the same height as this vertically challenged permanent A list mostly movie actor? Put them on a platform so people have to look up to see them all. Nice idea. Throw those platform supports in the shoes and it works pretty well.
October 7, 2018

At this point she is surviving on that massive divorce settlement.

This B+ list actress really deserves to be about a C lister at this point. I mean, she really does absolutely nothing. At this point she is surviving on that massive divorce settlement. She does have A+ list name recognition. Apparently as part of that settlement she is not allowed to talk about her ex or anything tangentially related to him. That would make for a boring interview.
September 2, 2018

They should be ashamed for not asking one relevant question about anything that actual humans want to know.

Proving once again that access trumps actual reporting or asking a question of an actor that would require some discomfort from the actor, this kneepadding tabloid lived up to their nickname in their recent profile of this A+ list mostly movie actor.
August 23, 2018

I can’t reveal the reason just yet – but I will you tell that it’s far from the norm.

When you’re A list, a box office draw and actually talented, you usually won’t find any issues getting insurance before a movie shoot, even if you are a huge mess. Hell, even several high functioning drug addicts – no shade, James Franco – get insurance without any problem.
June 10, 2018

I hope some reporter has the balls to ask the questions

The only reporters who will be allowed on this long long long time coming sequel's set will be reporters who will ask zero personal questions of the A+/A list lead actor of the movie. This is why he has filmed outside of the US for so long, because any answer he gives here in the States when asked the same question overseas will put him in a very hard to escape box which leads to more questions.
May 13, 2018

You look puffy and strange and people notice right away.

Could someone please tell this permanent A list mostly movie actor that when you use botox etc, you look puffy and strange and people notice right away. He thinks they don't because he is surrounded by people who only say how wonderful he is and how it makes him look a decade younger.