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March 15, 2020

I see infomercials in her future.

This B/B- list actress all of you know with A+ list name recognition because of she married, is spending five figures over the next two months on PR to land an acting gig or host. I see infomercials in her future.
March 14, 2020

The actress would definitely have said something about her best friend, which would have been brilliant.

At a different early Oscar event, handlers and organizers were under strict instructions to make sure the A list everything in her mind didn't come near the permanent A list mostly movie actor. The actress would definitely have said something about her best friend, which would have been brilliant.
March 11, 2020

The publicity isn’t needed.

The permanent A list mostly movie actor already sent one cease and desist to the foreign born former A+ list tweener about claims made. I'm not sure why the singer insists on reviving the claims. The publicity isn't needed. Nothing is going to help the crapitude of the album, sell.
February 8, 2020

Some things were said about the cult, and this has caused friction.

There are going to be some issues in promoting the huge sequel to the hit movie from decades ago. Apparently the star of the first one who is a permanent A list mostly movie actor does not get along at all with his A- list actor co-star. Some things were said about the cult, and this has caused friction.
December 16, 2019

You get used to one thing and then he disappears for a month donating his DNA for cloning and

It is always startling when this permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Oscar winner/nominee gets new work done to his face. You get used to one thing and then he disappears for a month donating his DNA for cloning and then gets some work done to his face and he never even looks close to the previous version of himself.
October 7, 2019

Don’t believe the hype.

Don't believe the hype. This offspring of a permanent A lister wouldn't do anything to cross his parental unit because then the offspring would be cut off and have no way to make any kind of living.
September 26, 2019

She left out the part where she took a whole lot of money to not fight with her ex about anything

This dual threat A list actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee and an Emmy winner/nominee left out the part where she took a whole lot of money to not fight with her ex about anything and to just walk away. She makes it seem as if it were something other than that.
September 22, 2019

He has a staff of 20 and doesn’t even have to pay their salaries

Apparently this permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Oscar nominee/winner has a staff of 20 and doesn't even have to pay their salaries.
August 7, 2019

Is this a recent revelation?

Yo. Weekly tabloid that begins with an U. It is not an "Exclusive" to tell us the permanent A list actor from a massive franchise is not allowed to see his daughter. Myself and others have been saying that for nearly a decade. Is this a recent revelation?
August 7, 2019

Maybe she’ll self publish the book, but the amount of shocking detail in it may keep it from seeing the light of day.

What B-list singer/songwriter/celeb spawn of an A+++ lister has been having trouble getting her memoirs published for the last decade or so? It's a roman a clef, so names are changed. The reason why many publishing houses refuse to publish it is because she reveals that the mogul/enabler of that disgraced director raped someone very close to the singer when that person was underage.
August 6, 2019

They hated filming with each other during the original

This former A- list mostly movie actress who had quite the run back in the day before coming out (which caused a huge run of people being quiet about their sexuality) was passed over for a chance at a big sequel because the lead actor wanted to be seen opposite someone young. Plus, they hated filming with each other during the original, so that was never going to happen.
July 9, 2019

He sent out a cease and desist to the foreign born former tweener

This permanent A list mostly movie actor sent out a cease and desist to the foreign born former A+ list tweener to stop using the actor's name in the singer's PR stunt. Since then, the whole thing has gone away.