Not sure why the couple don’t re-announce their divorce

Back in the day, this singer was A+ list for about six months. One hit wonders will do that to you. He is probably more famous for his offspring. Anyway, he lives away from his wife and is sleeping with some barely legal teen while his wife has been seeing someone very very intermittently and very much on the sly. Not sure why the couple don’t re-announce their divorce.

Everybody was on the phone yelling at each other

Weird family fight this weekend. Child cried over coyote snack. Mom the enabler shoved a replacement at her. All better, right? Nope. Everybody was on the phone yelling at each other. Dad criticized Mom for "not allowing [Child] to grow up and learn to deal with responsibility and pain and disappointment like an adult." Mom responsibly sat down with Child to smoke copious amounts of weed together to deal with the pain and disappointment of that criticism.

Nurse at a doctor’s office is willing to quit her job if the price is right

A nurse at a doctor's office is willing to quit her job if the price is high enough to go on the record with a tabloid. The job? She is a nurse at a plastic surgeon's office and knows who got what and when and specifically has lots of information about that A list reality star who gave birth not that long ago and a list of procedures the star has had done over the years including nose jobs, two breast lifts (including one after birth), an augmentation, two tummy tucks (including one after birth) several instances of lipo including at least two since the birth of the child. It seems that one almost member of the family had a little help in the lower extremities to make him slightly bigger.