This singer is mad

Ooohhh! This singer is mad! She controls her personal image very carefully and wants you to think that she is a success in everything she does. She hates it when you talk about gigs she didn’t score. If you try to point out anything that didn’t go well, she runs directly to the magazines and websites who will lie for her and claim that it never happened or is totally exaggerated or that whoever said it is a liar.

Until the brunette is clean, the blonde will keep some distance.

We have some fascinating insight as to what is going on behind the scenes of this fractured friendship! This blonde singer is getting blasted for not visiting this brunette singer in rehab. Fans of the brunette are acting like the brunette is laid up with terminal cancer and the blonde singer is some selfish, heartless witch giving her the middle finger.

Now accepting applications from Asians and Hispanics.

This young superstar’s reputation took quite a battering over the past few months, so her team is coming up with ways for her to become likable again. One way is to expand her circle of friends beyond all those skinny slices of white bread. That’s why you are starting to see her crew include a wider range of body types, ethnicities, and toasty colors.

She is talking.

Apparently whatever NDA this A+ list singer had this foreign born A list model sign, it isn’t working. She is talking.