May 2, 2019

He trusts them to keep his secret.

This former A list mostly movie actor is closeted. He has gone through a series of beards, most of whom he has known for most of his life. He trusts them to keep his secret. This weekend he was out with his closeted boyfriend who is a celebrity offspring of a permanent A+ lister.
March 17, 2019

He just couldn’t/wouldn’t.

This B+ list mostly television actress is the offspring of someone she will never eclipse on the fame ladder. She was also wasted on pills last night at an event and talking about how she tried every night for a year to get this closeted actor all of you know to have sex with her, but he just couldn't/wouldn't.
October 21, 2018

Apparently the two met last week and even went to an event together.

Now, this is an unusual pairing. This closeted former A- list mostly movie actor who crashed and burned and has been abandoned by his former abusers/protectors and this mostly closeted C list celebrity all of you know but only because of his A list everything ex. Apparently the two met last week and even went to an event together.
August 14, 2018

Her stage dad’s demanding behaviour got her on the blacklist.

Thora Birch (American Beauty) was on track to being one of the biggest actresses of her generation until rumours of her stage dad’s demanding behaviour got her on the blacklist. Well, it’s not spoken about nearly as much, but this hot teenage heartthrob was set to be a big star until one of his ridiculous parental figures got a little too demanding in negotiations and single-handedly lost the actor several lead roles, including a potential superhero movie. It probably didn’t help he also wasn’t the best actor.
December 18, 2017

She thinks it will be better publicity

Speaking of fame, this Disney actress broke up with her boyfriend just so she could be a beard for this former A- list mostly movie actor because she thinks it will be better publicity.
October 14, 2017

When his Harvey type stories start pouring out…

This closeted, former vampire franchise actor turned failed A+ list actor turned A-/B+ list mostly movie actor is being wooed by this A+ list director to star in his very own movie again. The catch? He supports the A+ director when the s**t hits the fan which it will when his Harvey type stories start pouring out like a waterfall.
September 13, 2017

She dumped him after she got tired of him using her. Now he needs to replace her.

We told you last year that this well-built film franchise actor was in a faux relationship with a young actress from a famous family. She dumped him after she got tired of him using her. Now he needs to replace her.
July 11, 2017

He would really rather be with guys

This B list actress/celebrity offspring tried her hardest to make it work, but this closeted B+ list mostly movie actor who has flirted with A/A- just would really rather be with guys.