He is relentless with the amount of celebrity names he tries to pretend he is dating.

I hate to do two athlete beard blinds in the same day. Seriously though, this foreign born athlete will not give up. He is relentless with the amount of celebrity names he tries to pretend he is dating. What he should do is go on bended knee back to the singer and offer her a raise and say he is sorry. He is so desperate now that he is throwing out the name of this barely relevant celebrity offspring.

Our escort wanted the guy for herself.

I know I have talked about our former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort a lot this week, but it just is the gift that keeps on giving, much like if you have unprotected sex with her. Anyway, she pulled several hairs out of the head of this D list celebrity offspring who is hooking up with this bazillionaire. Apparently this former A+ list reality star set the whole thing up in return for a $1 M deal to buy some of her overpriced products. Our escort wanted the guy for herself.

Only way the actress can keep any friends.

The budding friendship between this B- list celebrity who is a celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister and this B list mostly television actress who was fired from a soon to be ended cable hit is all based on drugs. The actress found out the offspring loves certain drugs and makes sure she always has some available. It is about the only way the actress can keep any friends.

I wonder if Daddy and Mommy can buy it for her.

The talentless daughter of a famous person, like most of them, is trying her hand at modelling. She's taking it very seriously and her aim is to become a Victoria's Secret Angel at next year's show. 'She's read all the coverage and watched all the shows,' whispers my source. 'She wants this badly. I wonder if Daddy and Mommy can buy it for her.

No. They are NOT dating.

As soon as this actor’s divorce was announced, people started trying to link him to a new woman. Specifically, they tried to link him to this barely legal girl with the famous last name. No. They are NOT dating. It isn’t so much him who has restrictions on who he will date. In fact, we fully expect that, going forward, he will frequently be seen with young, beautiful girls.

Maybe the PR team should have checked her age first.

You know that it is a PR move when a former superhero who gets papped once a year suddenly is papped out the night after he becomes single AND is paired off with a teen who seems to be everywhere these days. Maybe the PR team should have checked her age first. It looks super creepy.

She was in the process of leaving when it went down

This barely legal celebrity offspring with the drug problem was so wasted earlier this week that she crashed through a wine tasting shop and broke about a dozen bottles of wine and several tables. She had been told she was too young to drink there and was in the process of leaving when it went down.

She ended up passing out at the home of one of the guys

One of these days this barely relevant celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister is going to get killed. She was at a party doing drugs with a bunch of guys she briefly met in the VIP section of a club and ended up passing out at the home of one of the guys while they continued to party.