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April 18, 2017

She got her self a breast enlargement to give her an edge over her frenemy

This celebrity offspring of a barely celebrity is a model. The thing is though, she is never going to be big enough in runway, so she wants SI and Victoria’s Secret and got her self a breast enlargement to give her an edge over her frenemy who is also a celebrity offspring.
April 14, 2017

She told a fellow first class passenger she had been doing it since she was 16.

While this celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister was on a very very very long flight to go yachting in the Middle East she told a fellow first class passenger she had been doing it since she was 16. That is about a year earlier than anyone had previously known.
March 18, 2017

These two idiots walk into a bar. Sounds like the opening line of a joke, right? No joke.

These two idiots walk into a bar. Sounds like the opening line of a joke, right? No joke. These two idiots are both daughters of musical icons.
February 19, 2017

The other sister has gone past the point of no return and needs help

As one sister/celebrity offspring becomes clean and sober, the other sister has gone past the point of no return and needs help. Not a Willis.
February 14, 2017

At night he has been hitting Grindr hard while holding down a table at The Abbey

During the day this closeted foreign born A list athlete in his corner of the sports world has been hanging out with this way too young celebrity offspring he wants people to think he is dating. At night he has been hitting Grindr hard while holding down a table at The Abbey.
February 5, 2017

He is relentless with the amount of celebrity names he tries to pretend he is dating.

I hate to do two athlete beard blinds in the same day. Seriously though, this foreign born athlete will not give up. He is relentless with the amount of celebrity names he tries to pretend he is dating. What he should do is go on bended knee back to the singer and offer her a raise and say he is sorry. He is so desperate now that he is throwing out the name of this barely relevant celebrity offspring.
February 1, 2017

She told a big event she wouldn’t show up if they also invited her sister

This A- list celebrity who is a multiple former reality star and the offspring of a permanent A lister told a big event she wouldn’t show up if they also invited her sister.
January 28, 2017

They should really do their best to talk him out of his current romance.

Unless they (A list permanent celebrities) want their child to end up a drug addled mess who also gets the gift that keeps on giving from a possible future threesome partner, they should really do their best to talk him out of his current romance.