This permanent A list mostly movie actor didn’t need to worry about his barely legal offspring last night. She turned down repeated offers of coke and other pills from this also barely legal offspring of another permanent A lister who was out of control.
This celebrity offspring of a barely celebrity is a model. The thing is though, she is never going to be big enough in runway, so she wants SI and Victoria’s Secret and got her self a breast enlargement to give her an edge over her frenemy who is also a celebrity offspring.
While this celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister was on a very very very long flight to go yachting in the Middle East she told a fellow first class passenger she had been doing it since she was 16. That is about a year earlier than anyone had previously known.
During the day this closeted foreign born A list athlete in his corner of the sports world has been hanging out with this way too young celebrity offspring he wants people to think he is dating. At night he has been hitting Grindr hard while holding down a table at The Abbey.
I hate to do two athlete beard blinds in the same day. Seriously though, this foreign born athlete will not give up. He is relentless with the amount of celebrity names he tries to pretend he is dating. What he should do is go on bended knee back to the singer and offer her a raise and say he is sorry. He is so desperate now that he is throwing out the name of this barely relevant celebrity offspring.
Unless they (A list permanent celebrities) want their child to end up a drug addled mess who also gets the gift that keeps on giving from a possible future threesome partner, they should really do their best to talk him out of his current romance.
This celebrity offspring thought her name would get her an invite to this fashion show in Paris. Nope. The daughter if a permanent A+ lister had to drop $50K on merchandise and use her last name to get an invite to the show.
I know I have talked about our former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort a lot this week, but it just is the gift that keeps on giving, much like if you have unprotected sex with her. Anyway, she pulled several hairs out of the head of this D list celebrity offspring who is hooking up with this bazillionaire. Apparently this former A+ list reality star set the whole thing up in return for a $1 M deal to buy some of her overpriced products. Our escort wanted the guy for herself.
The budding friendship between this B- list celebrity who is a celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister and this B list mostly television actress who was fired from a soon to be ended cable hit is all based on drugs. The actress found out the offspring loves certain drugs and makes sure she always has some available. It is about the only way the actress can keep any friends.