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January 28, 2018

Why didn’t he turn to this A list momager of momagers for help?

Sometimes "yachting" is not just a euphemism. It is literal. When this pretty close to now former A- list reality star recently had some problems coming up with cash to pay the tab for his recent excursion at sea, he had this celebrity offspring take care of that problem for him. Not with money, but he ordered her to service the owner of the boat. And the Captain. And two of the crew.
January 8, 2018

6 blinds

She needs professional help but her label won't let her. He is making his celebrity offspring girlfriend give lapdances to their bodyguard
November 4, 2017

She has forgiven her older celebrity boyfriend for the act of domestic violence he recently committed against her

Apparently, the still a teenager who is a do nothing celebrity has forgiven her much much older celebrity boyfriend for the act of domestic violence he recently committed against her. I'm also guessing she didn't tell her permanent A list dad about it.
August 27, 2017

She didn’t go anywhere near a yacht.

After a summer of yachting last year, the permanent A+ list father of the yachter told her he would cut her off if she did it this year. So? She didn’t go anywhere near a yacht.
June 13, 2017

He has been passing out this celebrity offspring to potential investors

This A- list reality star/sex addict/drug addict/alcoholic is trying to close a deal so he has been passing out this celebrity offspring to potential investors.
June 5, 2017

Disney actress has been beat out by the barely legal celebrity offspring

As much as she would like to be the next beard for this foreign born A list athlete, I think our favorite former Disney actress has been beat out by the barely legal celebrity offspring. Plus, with the Disney actress you always have to worry your entire photo history will end up on the internet.
May 18, 2017

She is barely legal, but she is probably grateful that at least she won’t be having sex with old guys

I think that after a couple of years of looking that this foreign born A list athlete in his corner of the sports world has finally found a beard who is perfect for him. Yes, it is odd that she is barely legal, but she is probably grateful that at least she won’t be having sex with old guys like she has been over the past year.
May 8, 2017

She turned down repeated offers of coke and other pills

This permanent A list mostly movie actor didn’t need to worry about his barely legal offspring last night. She turned down repeated offers of coke and other pills from this also barely legal offspring of another permanent A lister who was out of control.