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May 8, 2017

She turned down repeated offers of coke and other pills

This permanent A list mostly movie actor didn’t need to worry about his barely legal offspring last night. She turned down repeated offers of coke and other pills from this also barely legal offspring of another permanent A lister who was out of control.
April 18, 2017

She got her self a breast enlargement to give her an edge over her frenemy

This celebrity offspring of a barely celebrity is a model. The thing is though, she is never going to be big enough in runway, so she wants SI and Victoria’s Secret and got her self a breast enlargement to give her an edge over her frenemy who is also a celebrity offspring.
April 14, 2017

She told a fellow first class passenger she had been doing it since she was 16.

While this celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister was on a very very very long flight to go yachting in the Middle East she told a fellow first class passenger she had been doing it since she was 16. That is about a year earlier than anyone had previously known.
March 18, 2017

These two idiots walk into a bar. Sounds like the opening line of a joke, right? No joke.

These two idiots walk into a bar. Sounds like the opening line of a joke, right? No joke. These two idiots are both daughters of musical icons.
February 19, 2017

The other sister has gone past the point of no return and needs help

As one sister/celebrity offspring becomes clean and sober, the other sister has gone past the point of no return and needs help. Not a Willis.
February 14, 2017

At night he has been hitting Grindr hard while holding down a table at The Abbey

During the day this closeted foreign born A list athlete in his corner of the sports world has been hanging out with this way too young celebrity offspring he wants people to think he is dating. At night he has been hitting Grindr hard while holding down a table at The Abbey.
February 5, 2017

He is relentless with the amount of celebrity names he tries to pretend he is dating.

I hate to do two athlete beard blinds in the same day. Seriously though, this foreign born athlete will not give up. He is relentless with the amount of celebrity names he tries to pretend he is dating. What he should do is go on bended knee back to the singer and offer her a raise and say he is sorry. He is so desperate now that he is throwing out the name of this barely relevant celebrity offspring.
February 1, 2017

She told a big event she wouldn’t show up if they also invited her sister

This A- list celebrity who is a multiple former reality star and the offspring of a permanent A lister told a big event she wouldn’t show up if they also invited her sister.
January 28, 2017

They should really do their best to talk him out of his current romance.

Unless they (A list permanent celebrities) want their child to end up a drug addled mess who also gets the gift that keeps on giving from a possible future threesome partner, they should really do their best to talk him out of his current romance.
January 25, 2017

This celebrity offspring thought her name would get her an invite to this fashion show in Paris.

This celebrity offspring thought her name would get her an invite to this fashion show in Paris. Nope. The daughter if a permanent A+ lister had to drop $50K on merchandise and use her last name to get an invite to the show.
January 19, 2017

Our escort wanted the guy for herself.

I know I have talked about our former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort a lot this week, but it just is the gift that keeps on giving, much like if you have unprotected sex with her. Anyway, she pulled several hairs out of the head of this D list celebrity offspring who is hooking up with this bazillionaire. Apparently this former A+ list reality star set the whole thing up in return for a $1 M deal to buy some of her overpriced products. Our escort wanted the guy for herself.
January 3, 2017

Only way the actress can keep any friends.

The budding friendship between this B- list celebrity who is a celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister and this B list mostly television actress who was fired from a soon to be ended cable hit is all based on drugs. The actress found out the offspring loves certain drugs and makes sure she always has some available. It is about the only way the actress can keep any friends.