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April 22, 2018

She thinks they are exclusive except for his occasional drunken forays.

Unlike the men she yachted with when she wasn't legal, this A- list reality star did not actually have sex with this offspring until she was legal. She thinks they are exclusive except for his occasional drunken forays.
March 30, 2018

The foreign born celebrity was having none of it.

Apparently this former A- list reality star tried to force a threesome with his girlfriend and this foreign born B+ list model/part-time actress from a celebrity family. The foreign born celebrity was having none of it.
March 19, 2018

He gets so drunk he can’t get up to go the bathroom / They hired a woman who comes over once a week

This B list celebrity offspring of a permanent A+ lister says her celebrity boyfriend who may now be an ex because of his obsession with young teens wets the bed at least once or twice a week because he gets so drunk he can't get up to go the bathroom. / This A+/A list mostly movie actor who has multiple franchises and is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been married for quite some time.
March 14, 2018

He has been using his connections to his ex to try to get this mid-teen female to start hanging out with him.

This A- list reality star already has the creep factor going with his current girlfriend and when they started dating. There have been others not as famous as her that were even a little younger. Now? He has been using his connections to his ex to try to get this mid-teen female to start hanging out with him. The mid-teen female is a B+ list mostly television actress on a hit almost television show.
February 15, 2018

3 blinds in a row

Apparently this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress all of you know is getting bombarded by calls from several women who say that the A+ list actor ex of the actress owes them money for sexual services and promises. / This A- list reality star is taking a 25% cut of the legit work he gets his celebrity girlfriend and 100% of the non legit work that she thinks he is not getting paid but is getting paid a ton. / At a pre Super Bowl party, this OITNB actress offered to orally service this closeted former A+ list athlete (that high on the list is because of name recognition).
January 28, 2018

Why didn’t he turn to this A list momager of momagers for help?

Sometimes "yachting" is not just a euphemism. It is literal. When this pretty close to now former A- list reality star recently had some problems coming up with cash to pay the tab for his recent excursion at sea, he had this celebrity offspring take care of that problem for him. Not with money, but he ordered her to service the owner of the boat. And the Captain. And two of the crew.
January 8, 2018

6 blinds

She needs professional help but her label won't let her. He is making his celebrity offspring girlfriend give lapdances to their bodyguard
November 4, 2017

She has forgiven her older celebrity boyfriend for the act of domestic violence he recently committed against her

Apparently, the still a teenager who is a do nothing celebrity has forgiven her much much older celebrity boyfriend for the act of domestic violence he recently committed against her. I'm also guessing she didn't tell her permanent A list dad about it.
August 27, 2017

She didn’t go anywhere near a yacht.

After a summer of yachting last year, the permanent A+ list father of the yachter told her he would cut her off if she did it this year. So? She didn’t go anywhere near a yacht.
June 13, 2017

He has been passing out this celebrity offspring to potential investors

This A- list reality star/sex addict/drug addict/alcoholic is trying to close a deal so he has been passing out this celebrity offspring to potential investors.
June 5, 2017

Disney actress has been beat out by the barely legal celebrity offspring

As much as she would like to be the next beard for this foreign born A list athlete, I think our favorite former Disney actress has been beat out by the barely legal celebrity offspring. Plus, with the Disney actress you always have to worry your entire photo history will end up on the internet.
May 18, 2017

She is barely legal, but she is probably grateful that at least she won’t be having sex with old guys

I think that after a couple of years of looking that this foreign born A list athlete in his corner of the sports world has finally found a beard who is perfect for him. Yes, it is odd that she is barely legal, but she is probably grateful that at least she won’t be having sex with old guys like she has been over the past year.