December 18, 2018

Basically she is turning into a version of the family member

First it was new breasts and now it is lip fillers. Apparently this celebrity offspring is wiling to modify her body in any way possible to make her A- lister happy with her. Basically she is turning into a version of the family member he always wanted to have sex with.
November 7, 2018

Apparently she locked herself in one of the bathrooms until he woke up in the morning and apologized.

Apparently there was not any name this A- list reality star didn't call his celebrity girlfriend last night while he was in a drunken rage. Usually she can escape and go somewhere but she was trapped in a hotel room in a foreign country. Apparently she locked herself in one of the bathrooms until he woke up in the morning and apologized.
November 4, 2018

He refused to see her until the swelling went down

This A- list reality star made his much younger celebrity girlfriend get a breast enlargement so they would be the same size as his ex. While she was healing though, he refused to see her until the swelling went down because he didn't want those images in his head.
September 27, 2018

They are willing to be publicly humiliated with constant cheating

Both this alliterate reality star and the B+ list celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister basically have told their significant others they are willing to be publicly humiliated with constant cheating and we will stick with you. Not, private cheating, but in your face everyone in the world knows you have done it and continue to do it, but we are OK with it.
May 23, 2018

Empire is crumbling and if he can’t win back his what now looks like ex, things will just get worse for him

This A- list reality star finally went a little too far when he set up his girlfriend with a guy she had explicitly said no to. The A- lister's empire is crumbling and if he can't win back his what now looks like ex, things will just get worse for him.
May 11, 2018

The girlfriend is paid a certain amount each month to remain with the singer

Not much the girlfriend of this permanent A list singer could tell an offspring of the singer about relationships considering the girlfriend is paid a certain amount each month to remain with the singer.
April 22, 2018

She thinks they are exclusive except for his occasional drunken forays.

Unlike the men she yachted with when she wasn't legal, this A- list reality star did not actually have sex with this offspring until she was legal. She thinks they are exclusive except for his occasional drunken forays.
March 30, 2018

The foreign born celebrity was having none of it.

Apparently this former A- list reality star tried to force a threesome with his girlfriend and this foreign born B+ list model/part-time actress from a celebrity family. The foreign born celebrity was having none of it.