That still won’t work.

This B-/C+ list actress used to be higher on the list. Then, several years ago she got into professional bearding. At one point she bearded for a former A+ list tweener who is now married. She has also bearded for athletes and others. Now, she is being asked by this foreign born A+/A list singer to not only beard, but to actually marry him so he can try and shake off all these rumors about himself. That still won't work.

3 blinds in a row

This A/A- list rapper/DJ shoved a woman the other night because she took his vial of coke and dumped it into a pile of snow. The rapper looked like an idiot trying to snort it up while it was on the snow and everyone laughed. He got up and shoved the woman who did it. / The next casting for this UK reality show is going to be huge. Literally a thousand women want to be a part of it because the female stars of the tropical sounding show are the most requested celebrities for yachting and they charge four or five times what every other reality star can charge. / This closeted foreign born A+/A list singer finally got to be free and at peace at a gay bar. To put him at ease was this foreign born closeted former boy bander from a former A+ list boy band who showed him how to pick and choose his companion for the night.

Deep in the closet

Why yes, that was the former A+ list singer who has always been kind of se-xually fluid making out at a party with the foreign born A+ list singer who is so deep in the closet you would need a spotlight just to see a shadow.

3 blinds in a row

Yes, this closeted foreign born A list singer has hooked up with the half in/half out former A list solo singer who now fronts a band some of the time. / The eating once a week thing is just not really working for this foreign born A- list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show who has lots of movie misses. / The widow is continuing to film her true crime pilot pitch that she thinks will be a big hit on Netflix. She is trying to drum up interest which is why she is constantly saying the opposite of the official record in the case.

I am not sure why this high pitched A list singer is doing the beard route though.

I guess I can understand why the foreign born A+/A list singer tries to go the beard route. He has been with very few guys and not many people have been a witness to him being with another guy, so they try the beard route. I am not sure why this high pitched A list singer is doing the beard route though. He has never been shy about hooking up with male fans or men he meets.