He is trying to make a comeback, but…

This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Oscar winner/nominee is trying to make a comeback, but his voracious drinking and fighting and hitting on every woman, whether they are with someone or not, is causing huge issues.

You think he has reformed? Nope.

It turns out this former A+ list mostly movie actor who dropped off the face of the earth when he started loving buffets more than acting somehow recently got a gig and got to cast the second lead female. You think he has reformed? Nope. He made this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress hit the casting couch with him for an entire weekend.

3 blinds in a row

This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor is getting up there in age. / This action/adventure TV show with immediately recognizable title theme music also had a short lived reboot in a later decade and currently has a movie franchise bearing its name featuring a permanent A list actor which has been disowned by the original cast and creators. / A certain celebrity CEO has really been upping his stimulant game the past few weeks.

As she says, he is not the guy he once was in the past.

Every time this misspelled bush who holds money tells her most famous story, she adds a little more too it. What still has not been said publicly by her is that she turned down the Academy Award winner because he wasn't willing to pay her for sex as he agreed to earlier in the evening.

The anger, sweat and odor are overwhelming.

Always fun for reporters when this foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is hungover for the press interactions with reporters for his new blockbuster movie. The anger, sweat and odor are overwhelming.

Her PR team is trying to shame him into making the relationship more.

She was his go to when he was horny. Apparently this B+ list celebrity who was married to someone much more famous thinks of herself as more than a booty call of this foreign born permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Her PR team is trying to shame him into making the relationship more.