Don’t believe the hype series…

Don't believe the hype. The foreign born A list singer who used to be a boy bander is not dating the A list network television actress. / Don't believe the hype. This A- list mostly television actress who hit that peak a couple of times is still in constant contact with not only her on again off again ex, but also one of his family members. / Don't believe the hype. It was not the actress turned candle maker/snake oil salesperson who is Becky, it has always been and will always be our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer.

3 blinds in a row

Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/sometime actress was out this week drinking out of the glasses of everyone at her table saying she wanted to taste the different drinks everyone ordered. / Apparently beer is OK for the always trying to get sober A list mostly movie actor/sometime director because he is drinking a lot of it while out of the country. / This permanent A list singer/songwriter/producer who also dabbled in reality television had his cheating plans disrupted by the corona virus because he was unable to travel.

She wanted some fame boosting

There was nothing real about the relationship between our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/sometime actress and the offspring of the foreign born A list mostly movie actor She wanted some fame boosting and he wanted sex with someone he had a poster of on his wall when he was growing up.

Quite honestly, no one who reads weekly tabloids knows or even cares.

The only person who thought our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress was still dating a guy from last year was our singer/actress. Quite honestly, no one who reads weekly tabloids knows or even cares. Plus, if they read their gossip here, they know what she has been up to and with who and where and for how much.

It isn’t like it hasn’t happened before.

Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/wannabe actress has said what several have said before her. You don't want to cross the permanent A+ list rapper because you fear you will be killed. It isn't like it hasn't happened before.

What is going to happen when they split…

What is going to happen when they split, which they will, because she can't help herself from cheating or yachting or just getting bored, is that this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who used to be a superhero will go back to drinking and be a mess for another year while he straightens himself back out.

Drunk dialing the A list ex would maybe spark something

Even though it will only last long enough for her to find someone who can help her career, I do worry for the health of this former A- list superhero because our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer loves to party. Our former superhero needs to stay as far away from that as possible although drunk dialing the A list ex would maybe spark something.

She does not actually have a boyfriend

Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress does not actually have a boyfriend, so she is right about that, but the other things she says about having sex are not true. There was the very rich guy last week who parted with a good chunk of change.