Apparently it was hilarious but the pap didn’t want to laugh while on the phone for fear of losing the daily job

This A+ list mostly movie actress usually has her assistant call a pap agency to snap the photo of our actress. The assistant is on vacation so our actress made the call herself and whispered the entire time like it was a state secret. She then called the pap three more times to confirm everything and where they would meet. Apparently it was hilarious but the pap didn't want to laugh while on the phone for fear of losing the daily job.

That wine diet is probably hurting her

This B list mostly movie actress who is a C by her recent body of work but has that A+ name recognition keeping her artificially inflated was told by a director that she was too heavy to play a recent role. That wine diet is probably hurting her. Our actress really wants the role and has started working out four hours a day to try and burn off the extra twenty pounds she has gained. I think she looks great.

I didn’t think I could like her less but I was wrong.

Fashion Week: This A list mostly movie actress who also happens to be an Academy Award winner but not very friendly left a show yesterday while her handler kept telling people to not speak to Ms. _______ and do not touch her. No one even cared that she was there. I didn't think I could like her less but I was wrong.

When she is that far gone it is one big mess

This former A+ list mostly movie actress hid from the cameras the other night but couldn't hide from other diners who saw the permanent A list name recognition actress spend the meal time in a non-stop round trip route to the bathroom and then back to her table. She made a big deal of laying off the booze but was out of her mind wasted by the end of the night. When she is that far gone it is one big mess.

She was drinking sake shots in the bathroom

This A+ list mostly movie actress was at the Golden Globes but two nights earlier was drinking sake shots in the bathroom. Not wanting to be caught on camera the actress would go into the bathroom every few minutes and do a shot there with one of her friends. She had several friends and they rotated bringing drinks into the bathroom.

A-lister stomped away. America’s sweetheart, and all.

This A-list Oscar winning/nominated actress has had a little trouble maintaining her 'girl next door' image for the last year, after working for years to keep her persona as the public sees her unblemished, and a recent tirade at an awards banquet isn't going to help matters. She was being honored by a major publication alongside this B-(almost A) list 50/50 television and movie actress who is also an Oscar winner/nominee. One could even argue that in the last five years, this actress has had more box office success and critical acclaim than the A-lister. She's only B-list because she doesn't 'play the game'.

She broke up his marriage

This at the time under 18 year old pre-Twilight days actress had an affair with this B- list mostly movie actor and it broke up his marriage to this A list mostly movie actress wife. Not Kristen Stewart.

Not that she doesn’t smoke pot

This A- list mostly movie actress who is also an Academy Award nominee/winner is beloved by no one (not Anne Hathaway) and is so concerned about her own image that she refused to let people smoke pot at her house for fear someone would take a photo and she might be in the photo. Not that she doesn't smoke pot because she does. It is probably the only time she ever relaxes her sphincter muscles.

Drinking like a fish

This A list mostly movie actress told her husband he needed to go to rehab. Meanwhile she won't stop drinking like a fish. She drinks from the second after she works out until she goes to sleep.

Friends have been trying to do one on one interventions

This former A list mostly movie actor is probably still an A- list mostly movie actor. At the height of his franchise he was A+ but his movies are not that successful and having rabid fans doesn't translate into ticket sales. Our actor has also had issues with drinking and drugs and lots of women that have been made available to him by the same guy that ruined Zac Efron and have also made our actor not always up to form at work. Friends have been trying to do one on one interventions. One A+ list mostly movie actress friend even offered her place for him to stay for a month away from everything.

She didn’t leave anything out

From the very first day of filming, this A+ list mostly movie actress had one thing on her mind. She was going to cheat on her A+ list mostly movie actor boyfriend. She was tired of his lame excuses about why he couldn't have sex or why he was too busy to spend the weekend or vacation together. She was tired of him telling her that he was going to hang out with friends instead of her.