May 4, 2019

There won’t be a child unless somehow it is needed for a career boost.

A child would spoil everything this foreign born A-/B+ list actress has been planning for almost two years, so of course there won't be a child unless somehow it is needed for a career boost.
May 3, 2019

She is paying off magazines in her home country to slam other publications

This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is slowly dropping to B+ at least acting wise is paying off magazines in her home country to slam other publications who publish the truth about her marriage.
April 27, 2019

Originally it was supposed to be a full on professional photographer situation

Originally it was supposed to be a full on professional photographer situation for the family photos but the foreign born A- list actress was talked out of it. She wasn't talked out of giving away presents which were freebies she had been given and products she sells with her name on it from her home country.
April 8, 2019

If you are in LA and see him today, ask him to show you one.

The next time this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress sexts with her celebrity husband will be the first. If you are in LA and see him today, ask him to show you one. He won't be able to.
April 7, 2019

She wasn’t invited.

There are no work commitments that would have kept the thirsty foreign born A- list actress away from the celebration of a life event for the former alliterate actress. Not a chance. She wasn't invited.
April 1, 2019

The demands at each stop were ignored, but…

The demands at each stop were ignored, but no one at any of the networks could believe the rider length sent along by the people of this foreign born A-/B+ list actress. It compared to what an entire A list band would want for an entire day and night rather than a five minute television appearance.
March 24, 2019

She never even drives anywhere and it is leased.

That recent gift the former A+ list tweener gave his wife? Her idea, she never even drives anywhere and it is leased. It will probably be gone in a month, never again to see the light of day.
March 19, 2019

The actress was trying to stage the perfect kiss for a photographer

Several people pulling out of parking spaces at the mall were a little upset at the delay caused by the foreign born A- list mostly movie actress and her singer husband. The actress was trying to stage the perfect kiss for a photographer and it took several tries and a good five minutes to get it right.