September 14, 2019

3 blinds in a row

This alliterate permanent A list singer who is not even the biggest in her family has always said she hated this permanent A++ list celebrity, so I'm not sure why she would agree to work with her. That seems really odd. / At a recent concert, everyone had quite the laugh watching the foreign born A- list actress try to pretend she knew any words to any of the songs by her husband. / Apparently Bel Air was not considered "young enough" for the alliterate former actress turned A list celebrity which is why she has focused her search on Malibu.
September 11, 2019

She hires extras to clamor for her autograph at airports

This foreign born A- list actress who married for publicity hires extras to clamor for her autograph at airports and other public locations.
September 9, 2019

She should get the backstory straight

The foreign born former A- list actress really should get the backstory straight and get the age down of the person in which she is involved in a fake relationship.
August 14, 2019

If she could get pregnant in a day she would.

The foreign born A-/B+ list actress who had a thirsty 2018 after her shutdown of a network television show that would have gone on for longer except for her has a public image problem that goes well beyond her fake relationship. Look for her to put that to good use right now though. If she could get pregnant in a day she would.
July 10, 2019

The only countries this foreign born actress will be joining her husband in are

The only countries this foreign born A-/B+ list actress will be joining her husband in are those where they have national television appearances and she can be a part of.
June 28, 2019

2 blinds in a row

This foreign born A- list-ish actress and her A- list-ish celebrity husband are still newlyweds but decided to get separate hotel rooms yet again while visiting NYC. / This one named A list rapper/singer who has a lot of awards talks a good game about settling down, but his last two serious girlfriends left him because of his cheating.
June 11, 2019

She likes to invent things

I love how the foreign born A-/B+ list actress likes to invent things she discussed with the alliterate former actress to make them look like they were talking about important world affairs rather than comparing yachting and casting couch stories.
May 27, 2019

She is so desperate to make the story about herself that she doesn’t even care about the facts.

Does this foreign born A- list actress not realize that her brother-in-law and the owner of the wedding venue already told the actual story of how the wedding came to be at that location? What is this nonsense in interviews she is spewing about the brother-in-law coming up with the idea an hour before it happened. She is so desperate to make the story about herself that she doesn't even care about the facts.