April 6, 2019

She can try and spin it however she wants, but

The celebrity offspring of the permanent A++ lister can try and spin it however she wants, but it was a suicide attempt and not the first or the second or the third.
March 25, 2019

On purpose.

OSCARS: A lot of buzz last night that this celebrity offspring/frequent rehab attendee of a permanent A++ lister got married to the abusive boyfriend who nearly killed her with bad drugs a few months ago. On purpose.
January 31, 2019

Apparently a family member walked in on a suicide attempt which was the final straw.

For the past year I have been telling you this celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ list singer needed rehab. She finally went. Apparently a family member walked in on a suicide attempt which was the final straw.
December 22, 2018

She might pull a River Phoenix

With as wasted as she was, I don't think it was lost on any one in attendance that this A-/B+ celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister might pull a River Phoenix.
December 19, 2018

3 blinds in a row

Actually everyone in the family is worried about the drug use of the celebrity offspring of the permanent A++ lister, but only because they are greedy jerks who want her to create a will so they get her money. / Ahhh, it has been awhile since I trashed this Ryan Seacrest wannabe/serial cheater. Once again, he decided that his wife was trying to get too much fame of her own so he made her stay out of several endorsement photos which she was asked to do with him. Such a tool. / This former teen bride turned celebrity turned reality start turned porn star turned reality star turned celebrity hooked up with three guys at once this week. She doesn't know it was recorded and one of the guys is trying to sell it.
November 18, 2018

No matter how much it is, she grabs the check. This is not just meals. I am talking about shopping and trips too. So, they enable her.

Wasted out of her mind on pills is how I would describe the B list celebrity offspring of the permanent A++ lister. No one ever calls her out on it because they know if you hang out with her she always picks up the tab.
October 31, 2018

It is a money grab and the drug addled offspring has no idea.

This B list celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister has been pulling the strings in a relationship with someone she still sleeps with and the drug addled celebrity offspring of this permanent A++ lister. It is a money grab and the drug addled offspring has no idea.
September 28, 2018

The offspring would get crushed by the rejection and subsequent trashing the actress would do on social media

This B+ list celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister is trying to desperately hook up with this married A- list mostly movie actress all of you know who is from an acting family. The offspring would get crushed by the rejection and subsequent trashing the actress would do on social media.
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