May 14, 2019

They think she will end up dead from drugs if she stays with him.

Finally something I agree with this family about. They have tried multiple interventions with the celebrity offspring of the permanent A++ lister to get her away from her boyfriend. They think she will end up dead from drugs if she stays with him.
May 7, 2019

He doesn’t even make an effort to pay for anything and now wants an allowance

I'm not sure why this celebrity offspring of the permanent A++ lister sticks with her significant other. He doesn't even make an effort to pay for anything and now wants an allowance and his own credit card.
April 18, 2019

Apparently one of them had a pregnancy scare.

The boyfriend of the drug addicted celebrity offspring is hooking up with his ex and a friend of his ex. Apparently one of them had a pregnancy scare. Our offspring of the A++ lister does not want any confrontations, so just keeps her pain inside.
April 6, 2019

She can try and spin it however she wants, but

The celebrity offspring of the permanent A++ lister can try and spin it however she wants, but it was a suicide attempt and not the first or the second or the third.
March 25, 2019

On purpose.

OSCARS: A lot of buzz last night that this celebrity offspring/frequent rehab attendee of a permanent A++ lister got married to the abusive boyfriend who nearly killed her with bad drugs a few months ago. On purpose.
January 31, 2019

Apparently a family member walked in on a suicide attempt which was the final straw.

For the past year I have been telling you this celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ list singer needed rehab. She finally went. Apparently a family member walked in on a suicide attempt which was the final straw.
December 22, 2018

She might pull a River Phoenix

With as wasted as she was, I don't think it was lost on any one in attendance that this A-/B+ celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister might pull a River Phoenix.
December 19, 2018

3 blinds in a row

Actually everyone in the family is worried about the drug use of the celebrity offspring of the permanent A++ lister, but only because they are greedy jerks who want her to create a will so they get her money. / Ahhh, it has been awhile since I trashed this Ryan Seacrest wannabe/serial cheater. Once again, he decided that his wife was trying to get too much fame of her own so he made her stay out of several endorsement photos which she was asked to do with him. Such a tool. / This former teen bride turned celebrity turned reality start turned porn star turned reality star turned celebrity hooked up with three guys at once this week. She doesn't know it was recorded and one of the guys is trying to sell it.