4 blind items in a row

This MTV star who makes most of her money yachting lost a very big potential customer because he is married and she told the paps where she would be. / This A- list talk show host has always landed on her feet through millions of battles on a show she shares with others. / This serial cheater is doing what he does best - cheating. / This former A+ list rapper is off his meds and are worried for his own personal safety.

Maybe the cans of tomato sauce and rows of glasses in there excite people.

According to an actor who was hanging out in there, this actress (permanent A list actress who is more famous for television and an iconic role) was busy snorting a lot of something while bent over in the famous storage room off the side of the kitchen at the Hilton where most people go to smoke or have a quickie. Maybe the cans of tomato sauce and rows of glasses in there excite people.

The guy is supposed to be a bodyguard

This generally out of control A- list mostly television actor from that hit cable show that has a ton of spinoffs now has a new party buddy. The guy is supposed to be a bodyguard, but considering he is also a drug dealer, this will probably work out poorly for all involved.

Did not see that one coming.

What do you get when this one named singer who desperately wants to be A list again is hopped up on pills and booze? Well, if she runs into this A- list mostly television actor who works, but does not necessarily act for two pay cable networks at once and he is a sweaty drunken mess, they end up having sex together. Did not see that one coming.

Grungy is now cheating on her!

This foreign-born film actress cheated on her long-time beau with a TV actor who looks like he belongs in a grunge band. They broke up, and she is now with Grungy.