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February 10, 2014

She also paid for several parents to get certified as school bus drivers

This Academy Award winning actress who likes to pretend she is foreign born even though she isn't also likes to pretend she didn't film the first few movies of her career. Anyway, she was being a great mom and on a field trip with her kids to a museum when she noticed that another group of kids from another school only had ten kids at the museum while most of the other schools had fifty kids or more.
January 15, 2014

Actress had her breasts enlarged from a small B to almost a D

This still barely hanging onto A list Academy Award winner/nominee actress had her breasts enlarged from a small B to almost a D while she was out of the country. Apparently this has caused all types of issues for wardrobe for her new movie.
January 11, 2014

She was her usual miserable self the other day

This A list mostly movie actress who used to be A+ and unfortunately by rule is not allowed to drop beneath B list, was her usual miserable self the other day. While at the airport she had a group of staffers and her own bodyguards herd people out of the way so the photographer she hired could get clear shots of her family. The process took 15 minutes because she had to check the photos after every ten or twenty shots until she was satisfied.
November 10, 2013

“I care more about the paychecks…”

"I know I was awful in the movie but at this point I care more about the paychecks and staying in front of the camera than anything else." Former A list mostly movie actress who is still A-/B+ and an Academy Award winner.
October 31, 2013

Not that she doesn’t smoke pot

This A- list mostly movie actress who is also an Academy Award nominee/winner is beloved by no one (not Anne Hathaway) and is so concerned about her own image that she refused to let people smoke pot at her house for fear someone would take a photo and she might be in the photo. Not that she doesn't smoke pot because she does. It is probably the only time she ever relaxes her sphincter muscles.
October 26, 2013

She cut her fee in half for her next movie because it takes her out of the country

This Academy Award winner/nominee A- list mostly movie actress who used to be A+ but has never been nice, cut her fee in half for her next movie because it takes her out of the country and away from her celebrity husband for three months. Also her kid(s)s but she doesn't like people to know that.
October 16, 2013

One has really dirty nails and I’m scared of him

The biggest a-hole of the day award today goes to this barely hanging onto A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner. It isn't often you see an actor or actress think so highly of themselves that they think they are truly better than everyone around them but this actress has always felt that way and it appears it is getting worse. Our actress was filming some commercials and went off on a couple of different crew members who dared speak to her. One of them was a lighting guy who asked if she could move a foot or two to the correct mark. She hissed at him and threatened him with a firing.
October 9, 2013

Of course I am looking at other people

"I haven't had sex with my wife in almost two years. Of course I am looking at other people." A list celebrity/singer talking about his A-/B+ list mostly movie actress wife.