Man, does she know that he is bisexual?

A few years before he met and married his famous actress wife, this multi-hyphenate celebrity was engaged to someone else. Although there were theories and vague excuses tossed about as to why that engagement ended so suddenly (Drugs? Alcohol? Infidelity?), the real story was never told. Until today. They dated for more than five years. He was a celebrity on the rise, and she was a regular girl. Lots of ups and downs in their relationship, but she had stuck by him, and he finally proposed (in a very romantic way).

She said she was pregnant and didn’t use a surrogate

Apparently the surrogate used by this A list mostly movie actress is out of money and is asking for more money from the actress. If the actress doesn't pay, then she will have some explaining to do to the world because she said she was pregnant and didn't use a surrogate.

She went through two packs in about three hours

This barely hanging on to A list mostly movie actress who is also an Academy Award winner recently shot a spread for a magazine. Her people made it very clear that our actress would leave if anyone smoked near her or even if they smelled like smoke. Our actress then spent the entire time in between photos chain smoking. She went through two packs in about three hours.

The wife backed out of the trailer and waited until the actress had gone

Our actor is beloved by millions. Foreign born. B+ list. Mostly movies. As much as he is adored by his female fans, they would probably change their minds if they knew what he put his wife through over the years. He talks a lot of talk about her, and she stands there occasionally next to his side smiling that forced half smile she has perfected. I remember one time he forced her to go to a red carpet event so he would look good the day after she found out he got this A- list mostly movie actress pregnant. She won't leave him.

They have been working on dividing everything from money to child care

This former A list entertainer (singer) is now forced to do other work to stay relevant in the celebrity world. He has done everything from reality to hosting. No acting though which is a good thing. His latest project has not been good for his marriage and the distance thing has been an issue. They both have come to realize they are not right for each other and have been working on dividing everything from money to child care.

She also paid for several parents to get certified as school bus drivers

This Academy Award winning actress who likes to pretend she is foreign born even though she isn't also likes to pretend she didn't film the first few movies of her career. Anyway, she was being a great mom and on a field trip with her kids to a museum when she noticed that another group of kids from another school only had ten kids at the museum while most of the other schools had fifty kids or more.

She was her usual miserable self the other day

This A list mostly movie actress who used to be A+ and unfortunately by rule is not allowed to drop beneath B list, was her usual miserable self the other day. While at the airport she had a group of staffers and her own bodyguards herd people out of the way so the photographer she hired could get clear shots of her family. The process took 15 minutes because she had to check the photos after every ten or twenty shots until she was satisfied.

“I care more about the paychecks…”

"I know I was awful in the movie but at this point I care more about the paychecks and staying in front of the camera than anything else." Former A list mostly movie actress who is still A-/B+ and an Academy Award winner.

Not that she doesn’t smoke pot

This A- list mostly movie actress who is also an Academy Award nominee/winner is beloved by no one (not Anne Hathaway) and is so concerned about her own image that she refused to let people smoke pot at her house for fear someone would take a photo and she might be in the photo. Not that she doesn't smoke pot because she does. It is probably the only time she ever relaxes her sphincter muscles.