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September 3, 2019

t’s not about the money. She’s thirsty. Sofa King Thirsty.

Look At ME! Sometimes being paid the most is just not good enough for a reality star. Sometimes it is all about the attention. One would think this "fashionista for five minutes" would have dressed for the cameras. Even if it was just a cellphone.
July 22, 2019

She wants a raise that doubles the next closest Housewife

This Southeast Housewife wants a raise that doubles the next closest Housewife in any of the franchises.
June 3, 2019

Looks like filming will not start until June.

This show still hasn’t started filming despite the new schedule. The suits, the really stupid suits want more "natural footage," Really? Like the popup shop? Please how far is production willing to go for this talentless bitch? Whose vagina is she licking? The network is in a frenzy. They want something about the end of a tour. They want more about things that people are actually doing. Babies for example.
April 20, 2019

She is praying they don’t renew it.

Apparently there is a clause in the contract of this wanting to depart southeast Housewife that allows her to go to any other network if her contract is not renewed. She is praying they don't renew it.
January 21, 2019

The thing is, a move now will make her look like a horrible person.

This married southeast Housewife has been seeing a much older man who she really would like to be with permanently and is afraid he will dump her if she does not make a move now. The thing is, a move now will make her look like a horrible person.
September 20, 2018

Hopefully the make up session will follow soon.

This long-running reality show with a female ensemble cast has gone through many changes in cast members and in the friendships between the women. One frequently seen guest who has had a significant pay upgrade this season is trying to earn her keep by causing a division between two long time friends on the show.
February 27, 2018

Linda has always assumed she was the highest paid.

Imagine being plucked from obscurity to be on a reality show. Suddenly, you need an entertainment attorney to handle your contracts. Back when this all first started, many members of ensemble casts would find out about an attorney from another cast member and that is why so many of them have the same attorney. This is a really bad idea, but they didn’t seem to know that at the time. The only time you want the same attorney as someone else on the show is if you are bargaining as a group. A husband and wife for example. Yet many members of ensemble casts across franchises are still using the same attorney.
November 19, 2017

Her problem is she can’t just sit back and keep her mouth shut.

Here is a little lesson for one housewife who is showing her cards to early in the poker match. This housewife and I both know that someone is being fired. This housewife and I also know that she is begging to be full-time next season.