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May 4, 2017

She was hitting on rich guys at a bar over the weekend looking for a benefactor

Why yes, that was the former network actress from that 90210 type show turned mostly movie actress turned horrible dental patient turned sibling drug provider turned take any project I can get while blaming everyone for all my problems turned reality show laughingstock turned sex tape starrer hitting on rich guys at a bar over the weekend looking for a benefactor.
April 28, 2017

Celebrities/actresses get paid for selling themselves in a way that makes it look like just another product endorsement deal

Over the years I have told you about two specific companies that were fronts for female celebrities/actresses to get paid for selling themselves in a way that makes it look like just another product endorsement deal.
April 16, 2017

She was performing oral sex on her drug dealer in a hotel parking garage

Why yes, that was this former A- list mostly television actress turned train wreck of a human being performing oral sex on her drug dealer in a hotel parking garage the other night.
February 15, 2017

Her monthly income is not keeping up with her spending on drug use.

Her monthly income is not keeping up with her spending on drug use. This actress who was almost an A list television actress back in the day on that hit network show before crashing and burning her way through over a decade is thisclose to being homeless.
February 3, 2017

She finds it impossible to ever take personal responsibility for anything she does.

This actress – who is best known for her starring role on a TV show from the aughts – is lying about what happened to her. She finds it impossible to ever take personal responsibility for anything she does. If something goes wrong, it’s because someone else did something to her. What’s really wrong with her? Well, it’s a long list!
November 12, 2016

She can’t decide whether to get her breasts enlarged and has canceled four surgeries at the last minute

For the fourth time in as many weeks, this former A- list mostly television actress from a long defunct, long running running network show turned straight to on demand actress/part-time drug user canceled on plastic surgery. She can’t decide whether to get her breasts enlarged and has canceled four surgeries at the last minute.
September 29, 2016

This should almost be a big blind, but there are not enough details to make it longer.

This should almost be a big blind, but there are not enough details to make it longer. This former A- list mostly television actress who crashed and burned a long time ago and is one of the favorites here once got her sister hooked on drugs and now appears to be doing a different kind of hooking with her.
June 25, 2014

She is apparently engaged to whichever one she told is the dad

This former A list mostly television actress who was in one hit show a long time ago and now makes her living doing straight to On Demand movies and thinks she is A list is telling friends she is engaged. A month ago she was telling her friends that she was pregnant and couldn't figure out the father. Now she is apparently engaged to whichever one she told is the dad.