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April 30, 2020

She is going to be squeezed out if she tries to sell any similar products.

In these difficult times this permanent A- list actress wanted to sell some more overpriced fakery and corner the market in Kneepads. She has made a deal where they get a big chunk of change through a partnership with her and some of her items and they get to write really nice stuff about her and ignore the quack items. Oh, and it also means the former alliterate actress is going to be squeezed out if she tries to sell any similar products.
April 29, 2020

Chance to win an ongoing battle

The team or people associated with the alliterate former actress are trying to smooth ruffled feathers with a family member which would then allow them a chance at winning an ongoing battle.
April 27, 2020

The fallout is complete.

The fallout between the alliterate former actress and the permanent A++ list athlete is complete. The next level of shade thrown by the athlete this week towards the former actress was impressive.
April 25, 2020

No one wants to hire her at the rate she thinks she deserves.

The alliterate former actress has the best, if not the best team you could hire in town. Apparently though she has sent word out through her media mouthpiece to the north that she isn't happy with them. Why? No one wants to hire her at the rate she thinks she deserves. No one wants to hire her for the projects she thinks she deserves. Her demands are much higher than reality.
April 25, 2020

All that sitting inside and not being able to be seen, must be hard

Apparently it was deliberately planned to upstage the family member celebrating a birthday and a very very long life. I think we could expect no less from the former alliterate actress who had all the air sucked dry from her thirsty throat when the virus hit and she couldn't implement her plans as she hoped.
April 12, 2020

It has nothing to do with Greek history.

It has nothing to do with Greek history. It is all about her. The name of the kid and the ridiculous unpronounceable charity are essentially anagrams of her own name. It is always about her.
April 7, 2020

2 blinds in a row

The people of the permanent A list "singer" are trying to get a hearing scheduled for next month continued until October at the earliest. Britney Spears / The celebrity cult is trying to exploit the fact the former B listish actress turned A+ list celebrity took some of their classes over the years.
April 4, 2020

The US is picking up the bill for about 70%

For the time being there are about ten-fifteen Secret Service agents who were pulled from bank crimes and other investigations to help protect the former actress and her celebrity husband. The number will probably go down as the rotation process for their permanent security can begin again.
March 23, 2020

2 blinds in a row

This back in the day A+ list reality star who is still hated by many has not been able to have unprotected sex in years because of a long STD outbreak she has suffered because of a reaction to some medication she was on. / The former alliterate royal wants an honorary doctorate. That is part of the deal she is trying to swing in addition to some type of honorarium.
March 15, 2020

Apparently the one higher on the hierarchy was upset

I should emphasize that she did not say this directly to the person, but the former alliterate actress turned celebrity said to someone to tell this royal higher on the hierarchy to "f**k off". Apparently the one higher on the hierarchy was upset at something the former actress had done and promised not to do, but did anyway.
March 14, 2020

Her husband is 50/50 on attending.

Apparently the alliterate former actress will not even have to follow the theme of this year and can wear whatever she likes to that thing that happens the first week of May. Her husband is 50/50 on attending.
March 12, 2020

Can’t wait for the new line of candles.

The top marketing guru for the permanent A- list actress had a meeting with the alliterate royal. Can't wait for the new line of candles.