August 8, 2019

She has been cutting family members off financially

This alliterate matriarch/former actress has been cutting family members off financially so there are a lot of stories in tabloids trying to make her look bad from those spurned family members.
August 8, 2019

No A listers means no show.

The alliterate former actress hates doing the royalty thing unless there are A listers in attendance. She bailed on a commitment she was going to do with her husband that is really important to the family. No A listers means no show.
August 3, 2019

They don’t seem worried since these things always have a way of taking care of themselves eventually.

Apparently many members of a certain royal family are alarmed about a recent addition to the family and their latest side gig. It is being viewed as not politically neutral and there is concern it is going to inflame the public during a time when they need to be anything but. One of the senior members of this particular family is observing all of this with chagrin since this isn't the first time something like this has happened. They don't seem worried since these things always have a way of taking care of themselves eventually.
July 30, 2019

Forced to take pictures but never going to be friends.

The permanent A+ list singer wanted nothing to do with the alliterate former actress. The singer put her in the same category as she does the realty family. Forced to take pictures but never going to be friends.
July 29, 2019

She had a security team shoo everyone out because she didn’t want to have to interact with anyone

It took all of a week for the alliterate former actress to forget the royal intervention about how you treat people to wear off. Apparently this week she went to a shop during business hours and had a security team shoo everyone out because she didn't want to have to interact with anyone.
July 21, 2019

I wonder if the foreign born celebrity really knew what he was in for when he got married.

Considering how much they are not getting along right now and what a disaster that last overseas trip ended up being, this upcoming trip should be one for the ages. I wonder if the foreign born permanent A+ list celebrity really knew what he was in for when he got married.
July 17, 2019

Kneepads left off the portion of their article

In their haste to kiss the butt of the royal who pays for them to kiss her butt, Kneepads left off the portion of their article which would cast a little wrench in their theory. You see, the popularity of the name they say is due to the all might wisdom and knowledge of their paymaster was actually already number one because of that almost network television show that has been airing a few seasons.
July 16, 2019

If anyone in modern times would say, let them eat cake, it would be her.

Proving again what a horrid person she is, unless you are an A+ lister or a billionaire, this alliterate former actress/play for pay one night stander wants nothing to do with you. Period. If anyone in modern times would say, let them eat cake, it would be her. There were a group of four or five students who are 10 or 11 on a field trip to Wimbledon who wanted a picture with her and she said she didn't have time and then had security move them away so she didn't have to see them. As in move them from the seats they were in to some out of her view.