She plans everything so maybe this is a new her

This A+ list singer/celebrity finished a show this past week and was backstage and left her door wide open and seemed oblivious to the people walking down the hall past her door while she was fully topless in plain view of crew and fans and people. She plans everything so maybe this is a new her. Very unlike the old her.

She might just cut herself out of the whole thing

This A list diva and sometime singer/actress/reality star is rushing out a bunch of new product to meet up with her current project. So far it has been a mess. Her latest offering is either going to have to be scrapped or our diva edited out. When she saw the clips of it she screamed at the director for making her look fat and her breasts look awful. She wants the editor to have her drop 15 pounds and give her a lift. Not going to be possible though with the budget so she might just cut herself out of the whole thing. It isn't her $250K that she spent on it so she doesn't care.

The diva wore gloves during the shoot

This A+ list diva made workers wait for two hours yesterday in the cold because she decided she wasn't ready for a photo. She made one of her assistants travel around the city looking for a special nail polish. Two hours later the assistant was successful. The diva wore gloves during the shoot.

She wanted to because she knew people would be talking about her all week

Up until about thirty minutes before she was scheduled to arrive, this A+ list diva/permanent A list singer/celebrity planned on wearing a dress that was see thru and would totally expose her breasts while she performed. She wanted to because she knew people would be talking about her all week. The only reason she decided against it is because it was so see thru that she was told no one would be able to use photos of her in the dress in the stories. So, she settled on a different dress.

The diva can’t stand the reality star

This A+ list diva/singer/celebrity refused to meet with this A+ list reality star and has been hiding out for fear of being ambushed by the reality star and cameras. Apparently the diva is being pressured to at least take some photos with the reality star but she knows they will just be used to make people think they are bff. The diva can't stand the reality star.

The diva knew she would be working all night but wanted a great pap shot

This A+list diva knew she would be working all night but wanted a great pap shot so she did what anyone with a bunch of extra money would do who has a huge need to be in the public eye but has an even greater need to look good. She paid $25K to keep her hair and makeup people on standby for 8 hours while she was working and had them dress her and style her all for a 30 second photo op at 5 am with the pap she had tipped earlier to be waiting.

She is fairly incoherent most of the day now

This A list singer/celebrity got injured not too long ago and fell in love with the pain meds she was prescribed. She loved them so much that she continues to take up to 15 a day and has gained 25 pounds in the past two months. Apparently she is fairly incoherent most of the day now.

The maid had to bathe the diva every night

This former maid to an A+ list celebrity diva/singer is selling an account of her time working for the diva. Apparently the teaser is that the diva likes to drink wine in the tub and doesn't like to disturb the drinking process so the maid had to bathe the diva every night.

They’re both miserable, but neither really wants out at this point

Since you basically got a gimme this morning, now I'm gonna make you use yer noodles. So put your thinking caps on. This C-list sometimes actor certainly moved up the food chain when he married his celebrity wife. His bit parts, and niche gigs, became big opportunities and offers. The wife on the other hand, saw her star fade a bit, and sort of resents the fact that he took a little of her spotlight. Everyone sort of scratched their head when they got married in the first place. It was certainly an odd pairing. Some even suggested it was only business motivated anyway.