When the uproar about her cancellation became too loud, those mysterious production issues suddenly evaporated

This multi-hyphenate’s PR team is more entertaining than she is! They have been working so hard to keep their star from being embarrassed this week that they are just throwing tons of hilarious fictional poop against the wall hoping that something – anything! – will stick. "They actually broke up earlier this year." No. They were never really dating at all. That "earlier this year" comment was just an attempt to distance her from her fake boyfriend’s scandal. "She will not be performing due to production issues." No. There were no production issues. She just wanted to avoid being seen in public for a while.

He didn’t have time to take her to dinner

This DWTS pro made an advertising agency go through three different production assistants until he found one who was attractive to him and would also flirt with him during the one hour shoot. The one he chose did turn him down after when he suggested they go to his hotel for a quickie because he didn't have time to take her to dinner.

The guy is almost twice her age

This B list reality star from an A list network reality show is dating a celebrity someone who won't be legal for awhile. He doesn't seem to care though and her parents don't either. The guy is almost twice her age. Just strange.

This SI model who seemed to be everywhere last year

This SI model who seemed to be everywhere last year spent the first part of the week hooking up with her back on again boyfriend and the end of the week last week spending the night in the hotel room of her ex. Both are celebrities but two entirely different professions.

Five or six models were begging to go out with the guy

Fashion Week: This sometime reality star from a very hit network reality show was backstage at a show and told his friend that was with him that it was his favorite time of year. He did say that he avoided the women from his country because he hates them all and prefers women that are needier and willing to work to get famous. By working he meant having sex with him as much as he wants. Five or six models were begging to go out with the guy. He looked so a-holey picking one out.

He needs women in between their time together

This B list network reality star who was C list until his recent return couldn't stop cheating on his A list celebrity girlfriend. Apparently they only saw each other once a week or so which he says is fine but he needs women in between their time together to keep him satisfied.

The men are threatening to hurt his A list celebrity girlfriend

This B list reality star who got his fame on an A list network reality show has been having trouble paying his monthly fee to a group of men who require a payment from the star every month. It is a common practice where he is from but it is usually athletes who are forced to pay. His income has declined though and now the men are threatening to hurt his A list celebrity girlfriend.