September 9, 2019

She is not ready for half empty arenas.

The permanent A++ list singer knows that her venues will not be full. She knows she needs to downsize to be sold out and that is the cause of the delay. She is not ready for half empty arenas.
January 27, 2019

3 blinds in a row

This permanent A list singer is hooked up to a GPS type system through his phone so his celebrity wife can keep track of him wherever he goes. She says it is for safety, but it is really because she is insanely jealous. / There is so much effort to get this A list talk show co-host from her long time job that it is a wonder there is any energy left to actually do the show. / This barely a celebrity offspring of at least one permanent A lister struck out with some women over the weekend despite a seemingly never ending supply of coke.
November 25, 2018

3 blinds in a row

Why yes, that was the long time boyfriend of this closeted A list mogul/radio/television star eating dinner with him last weekend while out of town. The beard got the weekend off. / This foreign born A+ list singer/rapper asked for all kinds of photos from not only the 18 year old he is dating but at least two other 18 year old females and he didn't make sure they were 18 before he started asking. / The celebrity girlfriend of this A list celebrity offspring has been trying to get the parental unit in trouble for child abuse without actually calling out the A lister.
August 29, 2018

I doubt anything will be built. It’s all a money grab.

Britney Spears was reportedly very attached to Kabbalah in the mid 2000s, but left after growing sick of the hierarchy constantly badgering her for money. Well, we have a similar case here with one big difference.
August 1, 2018

She is going to scale back her workload over the next year or so

While this one named permanent A+++ list entertainer keeps saying she'll never retire, she is going to scale back her workload over the next year or so.
June 18, 2018

She wants the world to know which side she is on in the feud between A list singers

This permanent A list singer wants the world to know which side she is on in the feud between A list singers. She is firmly on the side of the one who is on your television screens each week and very much dislikes the other.
May 20, 2018

Disturbing, but not surprising. It was some kind of fantasy the singer had.

Disturbing, but not surprising. Apparently this permanent A+ list singer manually stimulated the then boyfriend of her daughter. It was some kind of fantasy the singer had.
May 20, 2018

She locked herself in her room for a few days muttering about getting older.

This permanent A+ list singer got turned down by several guys over the past week. She says that has never happened to her before and locked herself in her room for a few days muttering about getting older. Then, she went out to try and prove she was still young and that didn't really work out well.