3 blinds in a row

This celebrity who also happens to be an A+ list winter sports athlete most of you should know should be grateful there wasn't someone who called her for drug testing after the weekend she had. / The A- list celebrity offspring/addict and her drunken B+ list actor boyfriend got into a crazy argument at her place the other night which ended with smashed windows and broken dinnerware all over the house. / The alliterate former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned esc-ort was at a recent film festival and told producers she is definitely up for hitting the casting couch of any were interested.

5 blinds in a row

They met at retreat in Ojai. / Two bloody nose incidents at one party this past week. / She was hitting on a married record producer and knows he is married and didn't care. / The singer said no.

And she wonders why people don’t like her.

This B+ list celebrity who is an A+ list athlete in her sport refused to take pictures with several of her teammates. She said that maybe if they were lucky she would take one with them sometime. And she wonders why people don't like her.

She is dating the married head of her biggest sponsor

This A+ list athlete in her sport who all of you know because of her sport and who she has dated is trying to find an actor to hang out with for publicity to cover the fact she is dating the married head of her biggest sponsor so his wife does not get suspicious.

She doesn’t ever have any cameras around other than the cell phone cameras of students

This A list athlete seems to get injured every year but also seems to somehow regain the form that makes her one of the best athletes in the world every year. I’m not saying she has given up her thirst for publicity, but I will say that she spends a few hours a week during her season in different cities going to schools and talking to female students in their own language mind you about how they can achieve anything and doing other empowerment things too.