Name three actresses at Cannes who were there to make “yacht rent”

If you are a female who has passed your peak in the acting profession, there is always the world’s oldest profession to help you pay your bills. If you were at the Cannes film festival without a film to promote, and you spent all your time partying on a boat, chances are you that you were getting paid to party. They call it "yacht rent." Name three actresses at Cannes who were there to make "yacht rent." Bonus points if you can name an actor who was also there to make "yacht rent." Yes, boys do it too!

She should get along really well in his home country

According to the stylists that did her hair, this former A- list mostly movie actress turned C list mess had the bill sent for the services to someone who is not the person everyone suspected she was sleeping with for money, but to a man who actually has multiple wives and multiple children and is apparently a fan of very bad movies and pale hookers who abuse drugs. She should get along really well in his home country.

She is an even bigger mess now than she was then

This C-list terrible actress is off the wagon big time. It's actually been quietly known for almost a year now, no matter how much she blathers on about how 'sober' she is. She was placed on probation with her current project while she got herself together, but she's an even bigger mess now than she was then. So much so, she's paying a homeless guy $100 a day to clear the bottles of booze out of her house before her sober coach paid for by the network arrives. Doesn't this trick know that boxed wine would make this much less complicated and cheaper?

This time she has really upset the wrong people

This time she has really upset the wrong people. Apparently this former B list mostly movie actress who barely acts and is an awful person who doesn't deserve any more chances got paid $250K for a weekend of sex. She stayed one night and then said she had to leave for work. The man who paid wants his money back. Good luck on getting that. I can't believe anyone would pay her for sex.

Well, recently, the two crossed paths again at an LA bar

These two once A-list celebrities and actress and a singer though both claim to be triple threats, both talented, now circling the drain just above D-list with their A-list name recognition had a terrible beef with each other a little over ten years ago because this C-list waste of space mostly television actor was playing them both. The singer clearly one that battle in a song she wrote about the actress. The actress was a joke for the entire summer. And blames that song for her most serious relapse into addiction. The singer is not a saint herself. She has issues of her own she won't resolve, most of them having to do with her father, and numbs herself with drugs and eating disorders, even though through her family connections, she's still doing rather well for herself. Well, recently, the two crossed paths again at an LA bar. The actress threw a drink in the singer's face, and said, "Oh sorry, I must've messed up those $29.99 clothes you wear to stay relevant." And the singer once again, always smarter than people give her credit for, wiped off her face, and said, "At least I didn't trade my self respect and did anal for an ugly Yves Saint Laurent," and had the actress bounced. Not Selena/Demi. Think older. Bonus points if you can name the hit song that humiliated the actress for an entire summer. Triple bonus points if you can name the actor that messed them both up.

When you’re messed up, you get people confused and wound up getting punched

This 'actress' with A-list name recognition, circling the D-list drain, was throwing herself at this A-list Academy Award Winner/Nominee. She throws herself at everyone, really, then gets peeled off the club floor eventually, so this isn't news. She's super desperate for a high profile romance or rumored romance to keep her in the headlines that she's ok with making a drunken ass of herself for that one pap pic to make the rounds.

She never ordered anything herself

At least two people saw this former B list mostly movie actress get passed water glasses that had been loaded up with vodka on a very recent long flight. She never ordered anything. Someone else did and then would pass her a glass filled with the booze.

She is never shy about who she is drinking with

The permanent B list mostly movie actress who often occupies this spot because of her drinking is never shy about who she is drinking with and never drinks alone so you can be sure that she was quick to point out to anyone who would listen that the other night she had drinks with this former B list mostly movie actress who is enjoying a one season run on a show that thankfully for everyone involves no acting.

What about the names that are scribbled out

Sure, there are lots of big names on this Actress’ list of conquests. But what about the names that are scribbled out? We know who they are and there definitely appears to be a pattern with them! Here are a few: A famous Director who has been known to hook up with actresses. He had a significant other at the time of their affair. A big-name Producer who has financed more than one award-winning film. He had a significant other at the time of their affair. A good-looking Actor 1 whose films have won major awards. He had a significant other at the time of their affair. A good-looking Actor 2 who is best known for his starring role in a popular film series. He had a significant other at the time of their affair.