March 18, 2019

It is a code for I was wasted

Account being hacked for this alliterate former almost A- list mostly movie actress all of you know is code for I was wasted on a million drugs and spoke what was on my mind, but hey, at least I didn't try and kidnap children this time.
February 14, 2019

3 blinds in a row

It is funny because this A-/B+ list mostly television actress who walked away from a hit pay cable show always used to get naked on the show but doesn't let her husband ever let him see her naked. / This former one year wonder has snagged a rich married guy and is not letting go. What started out as a paid arrangement, she is trying to make permanent and is telling him to leave his wife and children. / It would be a whole lot easier to watch the former actress turned escort/reality star if she told the truth on her show or any of the interviews she has given.
February 14, 2019

No one wants her for anything other than slapstick kind of things

This alliterate former almost A- list mostly movie actress has been making the rounds doing press and has been pressuring her team to get her new projects which she assumes must be in the works because of her recent presence. Nope. No one wants her for anything other than slapstick kind of things ala Sharknado and the ilk.
February 9, 2019

Redhead Sparrow??? Is it the greatest practical joke of all time?

Is it the greatest practical joke of all time? Wow, that is tough, because we don't know every practical joke that has ever existed. Out of the ones I am aware of, this is right up there and is also a little sad, which also seems to happen when a joke is particularly good. So, apparently there is this guy who is married and was playing poker one night and got a little buzzed.
February 6, 2019

Our actor is broke and trying to scrape by on the direct to streaming stuff

I guess he is still permanently A list, although he hasn't really done anything of any significance in quite some time. Oh, he did make a really bad movie within the last year or two.
February 5, 2019

3 blinds in a row

This A/A- list mostly movie actor who is an acting family with someone who is equal on the list had to be carried out of a bar during the day this past week because he was too wasted to walk. / If you can't start a fashion company to launder money, then another great way is to start a movie production company that spends a lot exploring deals but never actually produces anything. That is what this former almost A- list actress turned escort is doing. / This former B- list mostly movie actor turned reality star was involved in a marriage all of you know about. Apparently he spends all of his days and nights doing drugs and is a shell of the person he was even a year ago.
January 26, 2019

They expected their money back plus a profit. Everyone was happy and then they weren’t.

When you get involved with shady people, sometimes shady things happen. Sometimes, you also have to forfeit your share that you were set to receive or you end up dead like the guy who was a partner with our favorite former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned es-cort and sometime reality star.
January 16, 2019

Our actress thinks that relationship is one of the reasons she has not been able to land a husband

This alliterate former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned es-cort is leaving the door wide open for her ex girlfriend to come bring receipts about the relationship. Our actress thinks that relationship is one of the reasons she has not been able to land a husband in the very strict religious countries she is trying to land a husband.