September 9, 2019

Just in time for a new gig…

Just in time for a new gig, there is a tape featuring a former almost A list mostly movie actress all of you should know who is doing lines of coke in between taking on four men at once.
September 4, 2019

She had to change her phone number multiple times to avoid her

This former A list television actress who is also an A list writer had to change her phone number multiple times to avoid the alliterate former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned es-cort.
August 18, 2019

He blames the woman every single time.

Every relationship this seemingly permanent reality star who is a celebrity offspring of a permanent celebrity crashes and burns when his significant other realizes it takes a LOT of time and effort to get our reality star to stand to attention so to speak.
August 17, 2019

3 blinds in a row

This celebrity who also happens to be an A+ list winter sports athlete most of you should know should be grateful there wasn't someone who called her for drug testing after the weekend she had. / The A- list celebrity offspring/addict and her drunken B+ list actor boyfriend got into a crazy argument at her place the other night which ended with smashed windows and broken dinnerware all over the house. / The alliterate former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned esc-ort was at a recent film festival and told producers she is definitely up for hitting the casting couch of any were interested.
July 22, 2019

There is no way she shows up for every episode.

The insurance policy for this alliterate actress to join this foreign show is the highest premium ever paid for a reality show in the country's history. There is no way she shows up for every episode.
July 13, 2019

She begged for weeks to get an invite to a bachelorette party

This alliterate former actress turned es-cort begged for weeks to get an invite to a bachelorette party featuring the former reality star turned B+/B list actress. The es-cort things it would be great for her singing career.
June 21, 2019

2 blinds in a row

The alliterate former actress turned es-cort thinks she can get that singing career back on track. Her way of doing it? She thinks she should be the opening act for this A+ list singer when the A+ lister goes on tour. / This former celebrity turned reality star turned po-rn star turned really bad singer sleeps with a guy who then arranges interviews for her.
June 20, 2019

It wouldn’t shock me to see her married sometime within the next year.

It is always fun when the former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort does yachting on an actual yacht. She is being forced to go older and to also do more threesomes to keep people interested. It wouldn't shock me to see her married sometime within the next year.