June 21, 2019

2 blinds in a row

The alliterate former actress turned es-cort thinks she can get that singing career back on track. Her way of doing it? She thinks she should be the opening act for this A+ list singer when the A+ lister goes on tour. / This former celebrity turned reality star turned po-rn star turned really bad singer sleeps with a guy who then arranges interviews for her.
June 20, 2019

It wouldn’t shock me to see her married sometime within the next year.

It is always fun when the former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort does yachting on an actual yacht. She is being forced to go older and to also do more threesomes to keep people interested. It wouldn't shock me to see her married sometime within the next year.
June 7, 2019

The owner of the studio has better options

The mystery man with the checkbook has not shown up yet, so it is uncertain how much longer the former actress turned es-cort will be allowed to record. The owner of the studio has better options for a se-x in exchange for recording time than the former actress.
June 6, 2019

Setting her sights on men three or four decades older than her age

After not having any guys within a decade or two of her age wanting to be with her, our former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned es-cort is now setting her sights on men three or four decades older than her age.
May 24, 2019

Wouldn’t discuss on the show

So, it turns out the married producer that the former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned es-cort/reality star was hooking up with during the reality show she filmed several years ago and wouldn't discuss on the show is the one who has been in the news as of late with his more recent reality star girlfriend. The only question is whether the vehicle from before was given to the es-cort or if it was another mistress.
April 13, 2019

Does the actress really think she is right for the role?

Apparently in the world of this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned es-cort, Ariel was a two pack a day smoker for fifteen years with a dry raspy voice who looked 50. Does the actress really think she is right for the role? That producers would take a chance on her for a LIVE performance?
March 29, 2019

3 blinds in a row

One half of this closeted A list reality duo was making out with a guy at a club over the weekend. Yes, it was in a VIP section, but there were still a lot of people watching. / This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort/multiple reality show star had a dress she was wearing the other night and had to keep pulling up. The tops of her breasts were covered in bruises. / This permanent A- list singer in a group and solo is being cheated on by her celebrity boyfriend every time she goes out of town.
March 18, 2019

It is a code for I was wasted

Account being hacked for this alliterate former almost A- list mostly movie actress all of you know is code for I was wasted on a million drugs and spoke what was on my mind, but hey, at least I didn't try and kidnap children this time.