Every relationship this seemingly permanent reality star who is a celebrity offspring of a permanent celebrity crashes and burns when his significant other realizes it takes a LOT of time and effort to get our reality star to stand to attention so to speak.
This celebrity who also happens to be an A+ list winter sports athlete most of you should know should be grateful there wasn't someone who called her for drug testing after the weekend she had. / The A- list celebrity offspring/addict and her drunken B+ list actor boyfriend got into a crazy argument at her place the other night which ended with smashed windows and broken dinnerware all over the house. / The alliterate former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned esc-ort was at a recent film festival and told producers she is definitely up for hitting the casting couch of any were interested.
This alliterate former actress turned es-cort begged for weeks to get an invite to a bachelorette party featuring the former reality star turned B+/B list actress. The es-cort things it would be great for her singing career.
The alliterate former actress turned es-cort thinks she can get that singing career back on track. Her way of doing it? She thinks she should be the opening act for this A+ list singer when the A+ lister goes on tour. / This former celebrity turned reality star turned po-rn star turned really bad singer sleeps with a guy who then arranges interviews for her.
It is always fun when the former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort does yachting on an actual yacht. She is being forced to go older and to also do more threesomes to keep people interested. It wouldn't shock me to see her married sometime within the next year.