Generally at least one of your offspring has to be a minor.

Right now, the unwritten rule is you have to be an Academy Award winner/nominee to join the club. That box can be checked. Generally at least one of your offspring has to be a minor. An exception is being made to that because it is so close. Plus, the club likes high profile members and you get several with this family.

She thinks it is serious. He thinks it is something until he finds the next woman.

Everyone thinks she was born in the US, but nope. She is a B+ list dual threat actress who is willing to get naked fairly frequently. She is also hooking up with this B+ list mostly television actor from a pay cable show on the same channel as the actress. She thinks it is serious. He thinks it is something until he finds the next woman. Not exactly a faithful guy as his long time actress significant other discovered on a frequent basis.

The only thing worse than dating him… would be having him walk out on you after he impregnates you

The bed is barely cold, but this wholesome, over-40 dramatic actress has already moved on from her long-time partner to be with a new man! No, he’s not some big fish like the one Mariah Carey hooked. He’s a famous actor with whom our actress she is working. Unfortunately, he has a bit of a bad boy reputation. Not “bad boy” as in motorcycle gangs and tattoos, but “bad boy” as in having slept his way through almost half of the famous actresses in Hollywood.

She is going to have some type of rage interview

While her A- list actor ex seems to be thriving with his many new women after the split, his A- list actress ex is having a lot of issues dealing with the fallout and has not been eating or sleeping and I think within the next few weeks she is going to have some type of rage interview where she just unleashes everything she knows.

He keeps cheating on her

This A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was drinking and telling this weekend while out of town. She says that she keeps giving her B+ list mostly movie actor significant other who is working some television now chances but he keeps cheating on her.

The pap just has photos

This B list mostly television actress who is on a network show right now but hasn't had much luck with any project in recent years after getting as high as List on television, ran away from a pap when he started asking her about an affair she is rumored to be having. The pap just has photos. No video unfortunately of the running away.

They have never really cared what people think

This foreign born Academy Award winner/nominee actress is apparently willing to stay with her guy through anything. He was caught again this week with another woman who looked to be in her late teens. He has a thing for blondes lately. At some point I think the couple needs to address all of this. Then again, they have never really cared what people think.