By the end of the year she will be single again

Our favorite foreign born singer/judge/multi-hyphenate named B+ lister is setting up the woe-is-me train. By the end of the year she will be single again blaming everyone but her drug use for her issues. I was so desperately hoping she would get married first to add another last name to the list.

He has been a horrible mess as of late.

Apparently this foreign born former boy bander is helping himself to some of the pills ingested by his foreign born celebrity girlfriend who must have a lot of trouble fitting her name into pre-printed forms.

We do not expect Floppy to retaliate.

If you are fans of any of these three people, this blind item will come as a bit of a shock to you. These two young men used to work together. We’ll call them Floppy and Yogi. Floppy and Yogi had a falling out last year. No, it wasn’t over drugs. It was over a woman!

Who knew they hated each other so much.

Who knew they hated each other so much. This foreign former boy bander not named Harry or Zayn ran into this former A+ list tweener actress who has a new record out. They were both doing interviews at Sirius. They had a few words back and forth. Some really nasty language from him towards her.

Wedding bells may be next!

This singer roped this young and naive male performer into a baby. Wedding bells may be next! She was going on about how someone was trying to convince her that it is important for the child to feel like they were planned and that the parents believe in the sanctity of marriage and all that.