August 2, 2019

A model who would only date outside her own gender if there was a massive amount of money involved.

The last PR suggested "relationship" for this foreign born former A list boy bander when the foreign born model got really upset at the insinuation. It was hurting her business. Now, the PR people have come up with something even more impossible. A model who would only date outside her own gender if there was a massive amount of money involved.
June 5, 2019

She wanted no part of what the former boy bander was trying to sell to the public.

As I have told you before, this former A list mostly movie actress from a now defunct franchise who is probably A-/B+ list at this point hooks up with her model ex all the time. I think that model ex also wanted to make sure people firmly knew she wanted no part of what the former boy bander was trying to sell to the public.
February 10, 2019

Don’t believe the hype.

Don't believe the hype. There is no way this foreign born permanent A list model is hooking up with this former One Direction singer unless he is paying her monthly rate, which he isn't.
January 4, 2019

She has been hooking up with celebrities on her block at an astonishing pace

Apparently this alliterate A- list reality star all of you know has been hooking up with celebrities on her block at an astonishing pace. Not only has she hooked up with that former A+ lister who does the Instagram show every week, but also the foreign born former A+ list boy bander who seems to be something on the regular for her.
February 21, 2018

I expect a split announcement any day now.

This foreign born last name loving A list celebrity in her own country and probably B/B- over here is back to popping pills again. That means of course it is also time to move on to the next love of her life. I expect a split announcement any day now.
December 21, 2017

Apparently an offspring always attributed to the boy bander may in fact be the child of the mogul.

With the tug of war between this foreign born A list mogul/reality star and the only one left standing with him from that successful boy band some interesting news might come out of it. Apparently an offspring always attributed to the boy bander may in fact be the child of the mogul.
November 15, 2017

By the end of the year she will be single again

Our favorite foreign born singer/judge/multi-hyphenate named B+ lister is setting up the woe-is-me train. By the end of the year she will be single again blaming everyone but her drug use for her issues. I was so desperately hoping she would get married first to add another last name to the list.
August 23, 2017

Boy bander hooked up with this closeted one named DJ

This closeted foreign born former boy bander hooked up with this closeted one named DJ/producer this past week.