October 11, 2013

Recently she had her assistant call a local maternity store

This celebrity with A-list name recognition is an idiot. She is obsessed with gossip blogs, magazines, and feebly attempts to control the press and how she is portrayed. The problem is, the more she tries, the less it seems to work and the worse she looks. She has been obsessed with having a baby for a couple of years now, but it looks like modern science isn't going to allow that to happen. That, and she doesn't seem to have any willing participants handy. So she hatched a stupid plan to fake a pregnancy, and then tragically miscarry. I know...how very 'Teen Mom' of her, right?
October 11, 2013

She’s desperate to have a cause by December

This C-list celebrity with A-list name recognition is desperate for a cause. Any cause. She's been trying like crazy to become the face of any charitable organization that will have her. Only not a single one will. She even begged her friend, this B-list celebrity to be a part of her foundation, and she hasn't said 'no' yet, but has been avoiding her friend like the plague as this is their big fundraising month and she doesn't want any negative press associated with it. Recently, the celebrity took to social media to try and insert herself into a cause, and was graciously received, and was excited to finally be accepted somewhere.
September 20, 2013

She really wants to be pregnant

Despite multiple miscarriages and IVF that didn't work, this former A list celebrity/singer who is now a C list celebrity/singer/actress with A list name recognition refuses to go the surrogate route with her husband because she really wants to be pregnant. The strain on her marriage has been incredible and everyone she knows is shocked the couple have stayed married this long.
August 18, 2013

Actor husband had sex with her best friend

Do you think this A list celebrity/singer knows that her actor husband had sex with her best friend? I'm guessing no. Our A lister thinks it has been limited to the husband watching the A lister and best friend be intimate, and nothing more.