Everyone walks away a little richer…especially his publicist.

This C-list sometime movie actor recently did a junket for his latest project. His publicist was literally a yard away monitoring questions, and making sure they got the run of the mill, pat answers. Especially where his marriage is concerned. It's all, "nothing to see here!" while things get worked out. Off the record, they were putting feelers out as to who would get the exclusive once the marriage ends. "March sweeps" was being tossed around a lot.

She’s already told him that it’s on like Donkey Kong now

This celebrity is not about to go away quietly where her failing marriage to this mostly television actor is concerned. It's over, but she's going to save face if it's the last thing she does. He's up for three major roles, and his agent has been clear that ending the marriage is the only way to get these jobs, as his soon to be ex is the reason for his dry spell as far as employment goes. She has vowed to bury him. This is where living her life in front of camera comes in handy. She's got hours upon hours of him partying and putting all sorts of things up his nose. She's already told him that it's on like Donkey Kong now, and he can expect the producers of these shows to get the first highlight reel.

Broke, angry, and drunk is no way to go through life.

Have you ever had six bad weekends in a row? Well this C-lister has. Eventually the streak has to end, right? Like, you have to have a good weekend at some point. Maybe next week... Well this weekend was supposed to be a good one for this C-lister, but it just didn't go as planned. First of all, a check was cut to silence a person about to go public with a huge cheating scandal regarding the C-lister's spouse. Mid six-figures. Money they don't really have. Then the celebrity's legal team informed the celebrity that all current legal endeavors are lost causes. Next, the celebrity's spouse lost a huge amount of money gambling.

Back off. I don’t want my picture taken with you!

There was quite a kerfuffle at a charity event recently, when it was time to take some candid photos backstage. You know, the cutsey pictures of the celebrities getting ready to perform or clowning around. Well, this former solid B list singer, with the same level of name recognition, but not in the limelight anymore, refused to pose for pictures with this former A-list singer. Not because of any past issues the former A-lister might have had that have been tabloid fodder, but because of her diva behavior during the charity event. The other performers had to make a lot of concessions to accomodate the former A-lister and her entourage.

Just stand there and try not to fall over

This show, currently filming, is just one disaster after another...mostly having to do with its 'star'. She's been a difficult trainwreck since day one causing a total revamp of the concept for the show, and delaying it's air date a few times already. Well expect another delay as producers had to scrap another pile of footage because what they have is simply horrifying. Hours and hours of shooting, and there simply isn't anything to create a story out of. One scene was supposed to be a fun night out on the town with friends, and the 'star' of the show spent most of the night on the bathroom floor crying and having drinks brought to her.

Recently she had her assistant call a local maternity store

This celebrity with A-list name recognition is an idiot. She is obsessed with gossip blogs, magazines, and feebly attempts to control the press and how she is portrayed. The problem is, the more she tries, the less it seems to work and the worse she looks. She has been obsessed with having a baby for a couple of years now, but it looks like modern science isn't going to allow that to happen. That, and she doesn't seem to have any willing participants handy. So she hatched a stupid plan to fake a pregnancy, and then tragically miscarry. I know...how very 'Teen Mom' of her, right?

She’s desperate to have a cause by December

This C-list celebrity with A-list name recognition is desperate for a cause. Any cause. She's been trying like crazy to become the face of any charitable organization that will have her. Only not a single one will. She even begged her friend, this B-list celebrity to be a part of her foundation, and she hasn't said 'no' yet, but has been avoiding her friend like the plague as this is their big fundraising month and she doesn't want any negative press associated with it. Recently, the celebrity took to social media to try and insert herself into a cause, and was graciously received, and was excited to finally be accepted somewhere.

She really wants to be pregnant

Despite multiple miscarriages and IVF that didn't work, this former A list celebrity/singer who is now a C list celebrity/singer/actress with A list name recognition refuses to go the surrogate route with her husband because she really wants to be pregnant. The strain on her marriage has been incredible and everyone she knows is shocked the couple have stayed married this long.

Actor husband had sex with her best friend

Do you think this A list celebrity/singer knows that her actor husband had sex with her best friend? I'm guessing no. Our A lister thinks it has been limited to the husband watching the A lister and best friend be intimate, and nothing more.