LeAnn Rimes – Page 2

She needs the money and the credit is tapped out

This C-List celebrity with A-list tabloid recognition, wants the world to think she's in very high demand, but the fact is, she's just hyping the scraps coming her way. Sure, her pilot was picked up, but she's getting paid peanuts, and it comes with a rigorous filming schedule. Something she's never had to do, and a work ethic isn't exactly her thing. Her rider has been rejected four times, and if she doesn't quit making diva demands, she will be replaced by this much more likeable C-list country singer.

He was gone already and his phone was turned off

This C-list celebrity couple has this image of bliss in the press they, or really she, like to project onto the world, but they're pretty legendary for their endless sniping at one another. It's usually her squawking at him, but he gets a zinger in every now and then. She wanted some photo ops with him on this trip, but he flatly refused, because these days he doesn't do anything for her that isn't contractually obligated. She had a photog friend ready to go at a restaurant, and when he spotted the camera, shouted that if his face got in any of the frames, they would regret it. His wife, who was a pitcher or four of margaritas in, got so mad that they couldn't get the pics she ended up dumping a plate of tacos in her spouse's lap and leaving with the photographer. They later came back to pick him up, but he was gone already and his phone was turned off.

She has been a total nightmare on her current project that she needs to pay the bills and she’s about to get canned

If ever there were a fight that needed Pay Per View, it's this one. I would seriously spend huge money to see these two sad sacks hiss at each other then start yanking weaves. They're both C-listers, and their lives are pretty interchangeable. One embraces their crappy life and markets the crap out of it, while the other tries to paint a picture of perfect bliss, when their life is probably even worse. Both have projects that are about to highlight their lives, but one is getting a ton of hype and attention for airing all of her crusties, and it is infuriating the other C-lister, because her project is set to debut just as the other C-lister's is going to wrap up, and the deals are all going to the C-lister being honest about her life instead of the C-lister trying to sell a fairy tale. Now the angry C-lister is demanding a week's worth of re-shooting in order to bring some drama to the show. 'Real' drama like her own spouse's philandering and their money problems. Both her spouse and the network refuse, and it's making her completely insane. So much so that she's been a total nightmare on her current project that she needs to pay the bills and she's about to get canned.

They’ll do anything to win that battle at this point. Anything.

It's been a rough weekend for this C-list celebrity. First, their significant other/spouse was gone and really no where to be found when the celebrity was trying to convince the world that they were blissfully happy and together. Right now they're going through one of their phases of not speaking to each other after a headline made the news the spouse specifically planted to set the celebrity off. The celebrity immediately blamed the spouse's ex for causing the rift between him, and has once again set their sights on a complete public tear down. The celebrity had been waiting to do this in court, but now feels like there's nothing like the court of public opinion to do the dirty work. Especially since the celebrity's new projects are going to go head to head with the ex's. They'll do anything to win that battle at this point. Anything.

He might be back on the weed and/or pills

What C-list mostly television actor who is married to a publicity hungry entertainer/celebrity is sparking rumors that he might be back on the weed and/or pills? He was spotting at an event for his children, looking 30 pounds heavier.

She wants that best seller, and her name in every tabloid for months

This once A-list child star, now C-list celebrity clinging to the few gigs she has left has started shopping around a tell all memoir. Only unlike her rival's best seller, she's going to name names and provide pictures. The problem? She was underage for most of her encounters, REALLY underage for this encounter with this B list musician/actor, and he isn't the only one. There's probably about 15 high profile guys she slept with between the ages of 14-17, all in their 20's at the time. Coming out with this should destroy a lot of families and lives. She doesn't care. She wants that best seller, and her name in every tabloid for months.

She’s a hot mess of problems, he’s a turd with a wandering peen, and they’re broke

This C-list couple with A-list tabloid name recognition have a gloriously dysfunctional relationship. She's a hot mess of problems, he's a turd with a wandering peen, and they're broke. He was supposed to be on this season's 'Dancing With The Stars' which would have dovetailed nicely into their next project, and provided some much needed income. He had the contract ready to go, but she 86'ed it because not only would her new project not allow her to keep a watchful eye on him, but he has a steamy history with this B-list member of the cast, and they had started texting again.

She says it is the only way she can eat the food she likes

This married B list celebrity/singer who wants so badly to be A+ list and will try anything to get it binged and then purged on enough McDonald's for four people yesterday. She says it is the only way she can eat the food she likes.

When she is doing the paying then she doesn’t need those things any longer

This B+ list celebrity/singer is turning to reality television. She is also blowing through the tiny budget for the show. The celebrity is making huge demands on accommodations and trailers and everything else she is used to getting when she performs. She threw a tantrum for several hours until her demands were met. The way they were met is she is footing the bill for things she wants. It turns out though when she is doing the paying then she doesn't need those things any longer.

She’ll cook up something crazy and torch it like always

These two C-listers have a common bond...another C-lister that made them look like awful people (because they are) and had some B-list moments in the sun because of it. Even though the C-list couple have had about four horrible months and the relationship is most likely doomed, they have closed ranks and have decided to capitalize on the other C-lister's controversies. The wife of the relationship is tickled that this might be the way to keep her husband around for a while, and make him happy...and he is... and well he's just an opportunistic douche that likes to see people suffer whether or not he caused the suffering himself or not.

On their latest ‘family’ getaway, she only saw him twice

This C-list singer has had a low profile recently which is generating buzz that her new team has finally gotten her to agree to rehab. Nope. She's going to 'therapy' a couple of hours a day to shut everyone up and make it look like she's trying to be healthy, but she's back in her place of being an obsessive wingnut fueled by stimulants and booze. Her most recent record deal fell completely through the floor, and it was really her only shot at signing anything on a major label, even if it was mostly overseas. The biggest part of the problem with the deal was that they wanted her to cut her Svengali/chief enabler loose and work with some of the writers and producers she's had success with in the past, and she flat out refused.

She has ‘The Cup’ go wherever she goes

This celebrity's weight has always been the subject of a lot of gossip and headlines. She goes up, she goes down, and it's usually tied directly to what drug she is on at the time, (she goes through phases where it's all about the ecstasy or it's all about the adderall, always washed down with booze and a painkiller/Xanax chaser) most recently a dramatic weightloss that she can't wait to have in the headlines as she boasts her new, super healthy lifestyle and the wonders it's doing for her life. Well, it's not a super healthy lifestyle, I mean duh. Can't be on drugs when you're trying to be healthy, but this takes her new bizarre behavior to a whole new level.