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November 23, 2019

3 blinds in a row

Despite what you saw in public this week, this athlete/celebrity/reality star continues to regularly cheat whenever given the chance. / The significant other of this former A list athlete all of you know has made off with a ton of his money and siphoned it to her ex who she still hooks up with once or twice a month. / The former NBA player knows several outlets are about to expose him as a not sober guy and jeopardize his latest gig before he gets his paycheck. Apparently he has already missed one date with the new gig.
November 19, 2019

She wants to lock things down with a baby but …

The soon to be wife of this former athlete turned reality star wants to lock things down with a baby but is afraid to have unprotected sex with her significant other.
October 18, 2019

It is how you know his current girlfriend situation is only for television and not real.

This former A list athlete turned reality star/mess keeps having unprotected se-x with women even though he has to write checks after for infecting them with herpes. It is how you know his current girlfriend situation is only for television and not real.
October 6, 2019

It was for a reality show and somehow they managed to land one which will be awful.

And there it is. No one could figure out the fake relationship between the former NBA star turned drug/hooker addict and the woman he calls his girlfriend. It was for a reality show and somehow they managed to land one which will be awful.
September 15, 2019

3 blinds in a row

I guess no one told the A+ list singer where the boyfriend actually went to school and that he was described as an "utter prick." / This former A list athlete won't make it through the first week of this network reality show if he keeps using drugs like he is. / The host/mogul is discovering that it is way easier to give a raise and renew a contract than to find a new beard.
August 30, 2019

He wants to move overseas.

This former A list athlete has a backup plan if not added back to the reality show where he once starred. He wants to make his dollars go further when it comes to ho=okers, so wants to move overseas.
August 23, 2019

They only care about which celebrities they can sign to the ridiculously low contracts.

This network reality show always has a variety of contestants. They don't really care what any of us think about the contestants. They only care about which celebrities they can sign to the ridiculously low contracts. Oh, and speaking of contestants, if one is addicted to drugs, as one is, they don't need to worry about drug tests.
August 20, 2019

There will be no chance of ever getting back on their show now.

Bold choice for the former A list athlete turned drug addict/hooker chaser to go against the reality family by actually calling them out by name. There will be no chance of ever getting back on their show now.