Our comic has now entered the gates of hell

This A+ list comedian who is permanently A list split with his girlfriend after he had sex with this married A+ list reality star. Our comic has now entered the gates of hell and is being manipulated so he will come on to their roster of death to replace the one real A lister they had before he became a zombie.

Security has been very loose this season

Insiders at New York Fashion Week told Page Six the scene’s been crawling with crashers. "There has been a lot of backstage gate-crashing," stylist June Ambrose told us at Bibhu Mohapatra’s show at the Skylight at Moynihan Station. "People know that the hot tickets are to be ‘seen’ at top shows. There have been a number of reality [TV stars] crashing backstages." A source told us that at Vera Wang’s show invited VIPs included Chloë Sevigny, but that Wang’s team is investigating how crashers, who nabbed seats from invited guests, got in. "Security has been very loose this season," Ambrose explained. "If you move with the shuffle .?.?. you can get in."