At a party on Saturday night in Sundance this 18 year old who was hammered out of her mind decided to give a lap dance. Her subject? This barely A list mostly movie actress who isn't that great of an actress but keeps finding work. The closeted bisexual actress smiled like she has never smiled in her life and soon the 18 year old was headed to the hotel room of the actress. The 18 year old also accompanied the actress back to LA in the same clothes she was wearing the night before. Our actress said she would take her shopping. I wonder what the actress is going to do about the sometime girlfriend she left back at her place in LA.

This A list movie actress who hangs on to A list by her chinny chin chin knows there are photos of her and another woman in a very compromising position so she tried to trade photos of her with an actor that the paps would love. It didn't quite work out as planned so now she might need to find another guy for a weekend and pretend she is having a relationship so the pap can sell the first photos of the new couple.