Apparently she pulled a Mindy and had a secret baby during COVID.

This back in the day A list mostly movie actress is probably A- list and does more television than movies. She once was in a superhero franchise and loved boozing. Apparently she pulled a Mindy and had a secret baby during COVID. No announcement was made though because her actor significant other is hooking up with one of his co-stars while she is back to hitting bars.

She is back to drinking again.

This former A+/A list mostly movie actress who had quite the stall in her career due to some drinking issues, is probably A-/B+ list now after some good television runs. She is back to drinking again though.

3 EMMY Awards Blinds

For a long time, this former A- list mostly movie actress who had a franchise before quitting and slowly went down the career ladder until a television show saved her, has been sober. / After that horrific experience during last year's award season, this barely old enough to drive alliterate B list mostly television actress from a hit almost show tried to avoid any interactions with men. / Well, if you ever wondered where this former A list mostly television actress/writer from multiple hit network shows ever stood on whether she supports Louis CK, she does.

She finally agreed to get a night nurse for her infant.

After the third night of getting blindingly drunk, this former A/A- list mostly movie actress with a former franchise finally agreed to get a night nurse for her infant. You can tell who did the hiring for the night nurse because she looks like a night nurse you would cast if your significant other was going to end up cheating with them, and probably not in a Hand That Rocks The Cradle way, which if you have never seen, you should.

3 blinds in a row

This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who had an almost decade long run struggles through reality type shows now. If this A- list mostly television actress who used to be in a franchise back in the day really is pregnant. This former MTV VJ who everyone who watched thought was creepy lost his job a decade ago because he was doing drugs and having sex with a college student who had a famous dad.

The boyfriend found someone younger

A no show at the premiere of a movie was the boyfriend of this former A list mostly movie actress who probably wishes she could get those easy superhero sidekick gigs again she once trashed. The boyfriend found someone younger which makes me sad, because despite her foibles and her drinking, I really like the actress.

Let them eat wedding cake

Countess LuAnn of the Real Housewives is allegedly ruing her fast engagement and quick wedding, according to Page Six. Well, this B list actress isn’t learning from LuAnn’s mistake because she’s rushing into marriage with her significant other