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September 11, 2019

They wanted to normalize men being involved with tweens.

One of the reasons this A- list actress has had a career for nearly three decades is because of what she allowed producers and the director and the actor to do to her back in that movie that really made her. They wanted to normalize men being involved with tweens.
May 24, 2019

Her current boyfriend seems to only date women who have substance abuse issues.

The A-/B+ list actress/celebrity offspring is drinking again. Her current boyfriend seems to only date women who have substance abuse issues.
September 26, 2018

3 EMMY Awards Blinds

For a long time, this former A- list mostly movie actress who had a franchise before quitting and slowly went down the career ladder until a television show saved her, has been sober. / After that horrific experience during last year's award season, this barely old enough to drive alliterate B list mostly television actress from a hit almost show tried to avoid any interactions with men. / Well, if you ever wondered where this former A list mostly television actress/writer from multiple hit network shows ever stood on whether she supports Louis CK, she does.
July 25, 2018

She finally agreed to get a night nurse for her infant.

After the third night of getting blindingly drunk, this former A/A- list mostly movie actress with a former franchise finally agreed to get a night nurse for her infant. You can tell who did the hiring for the night nurse because she looks like a night nurse you would cast if your significant other was going to end up cheating with them, and probably not in a Hand That Rocks The Cradle way, which if you have never seen, you should.
January 6, 2018

3 blinds in a row

This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who had an almost decade long run struggles through reality type shows now. If this A- list mostly television actress who used to be in a franchise back in the day really is pregnant. This former MTV VJ who everyone who watched thought was creepy lost his job a decade ago because he was doing drugs and having sex with a college student who had a famous dad.
December 19, 2017

She probably shouldn’t still be drinking two or three bottles of wine every night.

If this A- list mostly television actress who used to be in a franchise back in the day really is pregnant, she probably shouldn't still be drinking two or three bottles of wine every night.
September 28, 2017

The boyfriend found someone younger

A no show at the premiere of a movie was the boyfriend of this former A list mostly movie actress who probably wishes she could get those easy superhero sidekick gigs again she once trashed. The boyfriend found someone younger which makes me sad, because despite her foibles and her drinking, I really like the actress.
July 26, 2017

The producers had caught on to this whole behind the scenes thing going on and changed the shooting order

A friend of mine was a child actress back in the day on a hit sitcom. Now she makes much more money starring in a long running network cartoon. Anyway, she told me about a movie she filmed about a decade ago.