Crazy creepy.

She is barely drinking age, but this part-time reality star who is probably a B- list celebrity is being set up by her mom with a 60 something man who is extremely wealthy. Creepy right? Well, how about that the 60 something man is the past sugar daddy of the mom. Crazy creepy.

RSP is claustrophobic and refuses to use an airplane bathroom.

This reality show participant (RSP) just returned home on a cross-country flight with a couple of travel companions. After enjoying a few cocktails, RSP had a problem. You see, RSP is claustrophobic and refuses to use an airplane bathroom. We’re sure RSP probably thought of peeing in cup in RSP’s first class seat, but that plan didn’t seem feasible with all the attention.

This is why Friday night is called The Death Slot.

When it comes to television programming, most networks schedule their best shows from Sunday night to Thursday night. Sunday nights are big because everyone is back home from their weekend activities and preparing for and dreading the upcoming work week. On Friday nights, most of the 18-49 year old age group coveted by advertisers goes out on the town either on dates or searching for a hookup. Friday night advertising is cheap and the networks don’t make much.

Linda has always assumed she was the highest paid.

Imagine being plucked from obscurity to be on a reality show. Suddenly, you need an entertainment attorney to handle your contracts. Back when this all first started, many members of ensemble casts would find out about an attorney from another cast member and that is why so many of them have the same attorney. This is a really bad idea, but they didn’t seem to know that at the time. The only time you want the same attorney as someone else on the show is if you are bargaining as a group. A husband and wife for example. Yet many members of ensemble casts across franchises are still using the same attorney.

It got a huge rip and she was on the hook for the $3950.

This A- list reality star from multiple shows on the same cable channel had plans on returning an outfit for cash, if not store credit. Problem? It got a huge rip and she was on the hook for the $3950. At the rate she spends money, her family will be bankrupt by the end of next year even with her two salaries.

Bankruptcy is coming.

This Housewife who does other things in reality found someone to give her a new line of credit. She and her family are so maxed out on everything I don’t know how they can even make any of their payments. Bankruptcy is coming.