2 blinds in a row

This A+ list reality star basically admitted this week that none of her children were naturally conceived. Well, unless you want to count the first one, but that was a different dad, so.... / The story is very touching and some of it might even be true, but there is no way this former A+ list rapper can write a seven figure check and not have it bounce.

The writing is on the wall with her celebrity husband.

This A list reality star spent two hours on a conference call yesterday with the same lawyer who handled her previous divorce. All totaled, there were six people on the call all discussing steps to be taken and how they can be implemented on short notice. The writing is on the wall with her celebrity husband.

3 blinds in a row

I'm not sure anymore why this woman sticks around for this foreign born A list athlete. / This former A+ list host all of you know is cheating on his wife with someone from his production company. / This foreign born A+ list singer/rapper e-mailed some proof of conquest so to speak to his former A+ list rapper who then confronted his A+ list wife.

She has to deny until she dies.

This foreign born one named A+ list singer/rapper did indeed have sex with the A list reality star. Most of the time she would just ignore it, but because of her current relationship and his relationship with the A+ lister, she has to deny until she dies.

All of these inside celebrity robberies and yet none have been solved.

Another "celebrity robbery" this time featuring the directionally challenged rapper. All of these inside celebrity robberies and yet none have been solved. Remember when that reality family, excluding the one outside the country went through a string of inside jobs? Video cameras and security teams everywhere, but somehow no one has ever been captured.

He implied she would be a part of it.

Apparently this part-time reality show star who makes his living doing something else but would looooooove his own reality show got in the bad graces of his former bff by name dropping her for every project he was trying to get a green light for. He implied she would be a part of it.

The “friendship” end in a second

Once the parents of this foreign born A- list tween actress find out that a supposed friendship with a family is more about replacing the parents as management more than anything else, I think you will see the "friendship" end in a second.