June 11, 2019

He was really smart by not signing a waiver

This alliterate foreign born B list NBA player was really smart by not signing a waiver to show his face in a reality show. Producers don't like blurring out faces so he will significantly cut his screen time because of it.
June 5, 2019

They are actually going to cast the former athlete turned world class drug addict back on the show.

The reality family is going to do it. They are actually going to cast the former athlete turned world class drug addict back on the show. Maybe they will talk about why there was never a baby and if it had something to do with the fact that one of the stars refused to have unprotected sex with the former athlete.
April 20, 2019

Of course he is all about a reuniting with the reality star

The last time this directionally challenged rapper was involved with the alliterate reality star he saw a huge increase in numbers of women who wanted to work for him, so of course he is all about a reuniting with the reality star.
March 11, 2019

It is going to be really funny…

It is going to be really funny when the emails sent by this former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee turn up asking to partner with this reality family in certain projects. Didn't know them. Please.
January 23, 2019

She only wants one father of any future children

This A/A- list reality star from a reality family is going to freeze her embryos, not just eggs. Even if she is not going to be together with the foreign born serial cheater, she only wants one father of any future children. He agreed because he thought it would mean she wouldn't leave him.
January 2, 2019

There has never been co-ke that this person has turned down.

Instead of worrying about some BS never happened rave type drug use, maybe this momager should have been concerned and still be concerned about the coke use of this A- list reality star. There has never been coke that this person has turned down.
December 11, 2018

3 blinds in a row

This A- list reality star had a big problem with booze and coke back in the early days of the show. She is self medicating to an extreme at this point, but this family doesn't do rehab, so it will be interesting to watch what happens. / The celebrity CEO planned a couple news items very recently, in order to distract from an important financial filing this morning. / This former A+ list mostly movie actress has not been paying her massive legal bills. She did offer to sleep with one of her lawyers though in return for a discount.
November 13, 2018

This is so them.

The reality family is already talking to tabloids and is going to have a big cover on Kneepads to announce the split of this A- lister in their family from the guy who cheats a lot. This is so them.