Stop the madness.

I warned you this would happen. Not only are the tabloids ignoring the obvious and treating the public like fools by suggesting/implying/hinting/saying it straight out that this A- list reality star and the foreign born former boy bander are dating, now they are dragging into it this athlete who is "jealous." Stop the madness.

Love triangle.

They tried this once before and it backfired. So, how do you make someone closeted not appear to be closeted? Spread the rumor that this A- list reality star from a reality family cheated on their "boyfriend" with another guy. Love triangle.

At some point, the charade has to end

This closeted A- list reality star gets "caught" with a bunch of pap pictures of her beard and then posts to social media a picture half undressed to make it seem like the two are related. They are not. At some point, the charade has to end.

2 blinds in a row

I think it was pretty hard to not expect that at least one of the very many people invited to this party would not comment on this closeted A- list reality star all of you know making out with a woman most of the night.

Yeah, sell me another boyfriend story.

Apparently last year when the celebrity offspring was still dating the misspelled best part of the week, she brought in this closeted A- list reality star who had one condition and that was that no part of the guy touch her. None. But, yeah, sell me another boyfriend story.

She got hammered to the point of unconsciousness

This A- list reality star with a side gig that keeps her from having to sell lollipops on Instagram missed a business event because she got hammered to the point of unconsciousness. That is not the story she gave her manager or the public though.

2 blinds in a row

Several months ago, a certain a-hole serial rapist finally got fired from a series on an almost-TV network. You would think that by now, everyone involved can just move on with their lives, right? / Apparently there is a new woman in this A- list reality star's life.