Payback

For well over a decade this A+ list singer made every effort to sleep with this celebrity offspring's boyfriends.

She got pregnant in rehab?

This foreign born celebrity probably peaked at B+ list. She is the offspring of a permanent A lister all of you know. She got pregnant in rehab and then had an abortion so her boyfriend wouldn't find out.

Luckily, it isn’t up to her.

This foreign born celebrity is probably B list. She is an offspring of people much higher on the list. Over the weekend at a private club, she berated the staff and told them they would be fired if it was up to her. Luckily, it isn't up to her.

She needs another trip to rehab.

Just like two weeks ago, this foreign born celebrity offspring of an A lister proved once again she needs another trip to rehab. They had to cut her off from the booze when she went out to dinner this week because it was so bad.

Her celebrity mom and dad must be so proud.

It was like old times to see this foreign born B list celebrity who peaked years ago. There she was, eating out and drinking (even though she says she is sober) and asking her friends if they had any coke. Her celebrity mom and dad must be so proud.

Apparently she is going to be back on television again soon

This foreign born former reality star who is an offspring of two A listers, including a permanent A lister was crazy rude while out last night. The sense of entitlement was out of control and the fact she had to wait five minutes before being seated was treated with five minutes of seething rage. Apparently she is going to be back on television again soon, but I don't think the people who work in this town are ready for it.

3 AMAs

This foreign born former reality star/celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister was knee deep in coke at a party last night. The always judgy celebrity thinks it is fine for her but will say how others shouldn't do it. / An interesting story being shared last night by this west coast Housewife. Apparently, despite the jinx effect, she was going to get a second season. / This winning rapper has decided to start a feud she thinks she can win with the singer I like to refer to as a kind of mall pharmacy.